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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 03:18 PM        Constantine
hey did you guys know that A Perfect Circle is featured in the soundtrack for the movie Constantine? I heard that they shot a music video with a bunch of footage for the film. I think it will actually make the movie better...a good soundtrack=a good film right?
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 03:33 PM       
After the first album, perfect circle aren't even worth listening to. The second one was mediocre and the third one was an enraging piece of garbage.
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 03:51 PM       
keanu reeves is the worst god damn choice for constantine ever.
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 05:06 PM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 08:56 PM       
No matter how good it could be, it's already fucked up because Keanu reeves has a character in it
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 11:24 PM       
Yeah, i never thought Keanu Reeves was as bad as he is until i saw the trailer for this. I saw the trailer for Sin City in the same sitting though, and that looks like it will kick scientific buttloads of ass.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 11:02 AM       
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Trivia: In the comic book "Hellblazer" on which the movie is based, the character of John Constantine is from Liverpool. In the movie, the character is from California.



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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 12:51 PM       
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Trivia: In the comic book "Hellblazer" on which the movie is based, the character of John Constantine is from Liverpool. In the movie, the character is from California.



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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 01:06 PM       
when i first heard they were making a hellblazer movie i was all OMG

but now i'm kinda OMG

i'm gonna see it anyway, cuz i'm a sorry-ass fanboy like that. if it does well, maybe they'll ruin books of magic or preacher next.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 01:12 PM       
I can't wait to see Constantine. It's gonna be hilariously bad.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 04:02 PM       
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Trivia: In the comic book "Hellblazer" on which the movie is based, the character of John Constantine is from Liverpool. In the movie, the character is from California.
That's because they saw Bram Stoker's Dracula and discovered that Keanu Reeves couldn't do a British accent to save his nuts.

Fuck Keanu Reeves. His only good performance ever was in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 09:07 PM       
No his best preformance was in freaked, because they didn't add him in the credits
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 09:24 PM       
Hey, nice work, that ALMOST made sense.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 11:11 PM       
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 11:14 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 12:31 AM       
I still don't see how NOT BEING CREDITED made his PERFORMANCE BETTER you sack of suck.
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 12:34 AM       
It was sarcasm, he's such a poor actor I just had to say it made his preformance better because you wouldn't know he was even in the film.
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 12:49 AM       
Just as any compliment towards you is sarcasm. If you dropped of the face of the earth, no one would ever miss you (or even know you were gone).
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 12:50 AM       
maybe you won't, then again you don't even fucking know me.
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Old Feb 16th, 2005, 05:36 PM       
the first time i saw the trailer, like when they spilled the water, what went through my head was, "wow, another matrix movie!" lol

then i saw the demons and figured i was wrong
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Old Feb 17th, 2005, 07:17 PM       
I don't know the history of the comic but I wanna see this movie for some reason.
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Old Feb 17th, 2005, 10:47 PM       
Im going to see it tommorow.. I hope it doesnt let me down.
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Old Feb 17th, 2005, 10:48 PM       
Hmm I just noticed that it said I posted that post on friday when in actuality its thursday.
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Old Feb 17th, 2005, 10:49 PM       
And the time is screwed up. its 8:59 central
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