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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 09:18 AM        The Village
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 10:39 AM       
I hope M. Night is done with the OMG! endings now. The Village looks good, but if everything in the movie's just there to make a dumb twist work AGAIN I'll be pissed. It worked in 6th Sense, it seemed a bit wobbly in Unbreakable, and it fell on its face in Signs.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 11:36 AM       
Am I the only person who fucking hated watching the sixth sense for the second time?

I've seen the trailer and I think I can already see the ending coming a mile away.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 01:01 PM       
Sixth Sense can't be enjoyed now that you knwo the ending

Unbreakable was good and Signs was horrible. Water how retarded.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 01:03 PM       
The monsters will actually be the people in the town. They turn into were-bulls at night and maul anything colored red.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 01:11 PM       
i know the really secret to the movie, and it is a twist, and it sounds really fucking stupid.
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Old Jul 29th, 2004, 01:11 PM       
And do they also grow extravegant red robes!?
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Old Jul 30th, 2004, 12:33 AM       
i've heard it takes this movie to raise a child
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Old Jul 30th, 2004, 01:54 AM       
a kiss on the lips for willie !!!!
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 10:08 AM       
I saw The Village last night. It was pretty decent, but extremely predicatble. You can figure out the main twist in the first five minutes, and then about halfway through, you see the truth. There's no surprise, really. :/
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 10:53 AM       
I think i'd enjoy the movie by not seeing it, so i'll never know what the twist was. :O
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 12:04 PM       
tell me what happened, Chimp. I have no interest in seeing the movie anyway.
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 12:06 PM       
This movie was a huge let-down. Out of all his movies, I liked this one the least. :/
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 12:07 PM       
tell me what happened, rog. I have no interest in seeing the movie anyway.
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 01:23 PM       
This one was better than Signs, I think. At least there was a really hot blind chick in this movie.

As for what the twist is, it turns out that the creatures really just want to be friends, and eating people is their way of showing affection.
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 02:46 PM       
This movie was terrible. It was pretty much over half way through when they revealed the big twist. However, since the movie keeps going, you think there is going to be another twist, but instead the movie just ends abruptly.
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 02:49 PM       
The movie sounds really slow, and it must suck watching a movie where all you're really doing is waiting for a twist. The director should have varied the types of movies he did.
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 04:09 PM       
what are the creatures?
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 06:25 PM       
They look like giant hamsters with red robes.
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 07:05 PM       
I have to see this
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 09:34 PM       
I do have to say this is the worst movie I have seen in a long while.
First they ruin the whole thing with the first twist but then they have a chance to reclaim themselves only to let us down yet again. All in all there where three let downs in the movie and nothing worth paying $7 for.
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 09:47 PM       
there werent no hamsters. the ending was amazingly gay. was too fucking predictable. M night's just not scary anymore.

P.S. Anyone hear about the Comic and TV show for Unbreakable? It outlines the adventures of security man.
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Old Jul 31st, 2004, 11:05 PM       
It looks alright, as long as I don't have to pay to see it.
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 12:27 AM       
the ending sucked but i jumped a lot
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 03:37 AM       
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