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Matt Harty · #26

And that time you gargled semen.

kellychaos · #27

That was real?

Terra · #28

Guess his wife doesn't give him blowjobs.

da blob · #29

what was this thread about, again ?
I didn't feel like reading it.

Terra · #30

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Originally Posted by da blob

what was this thread about, again ?
I didn't feel like reading it.

Well see, first Farty posted about ArrowX and his stupid "All nighter" thread and about how people are trashy at this water park he goes to on his one day off (or something like that) and Glowbelly basically told him to get a life and some other people jumped in with one or two non commit comments and I posted that if he was pissed about the quality of threads around here or the lackluster people (I forgot what I said but everything was spelled correctly) he should take a break from it all and he told me to lighten up and called me a stupid bitch and I replied something like "go easy on these guys, they can't help it" and he asked me if he could re title the thread something like "Disregard this stupid bitch" and I told him no, that he could begin ANOTHER thread with that oh(!) and Glowbelly came back with some other really cool stuff and then there was a bunch of other things being said by the other guys and then there was more posting and I just figured his wife wasn't blowing him enough.

That's about it in a nutshell. It was all good. Sorry you missed it.

Esuohlim · #31

GOD SHUT UP TERRA

Terra · #32

Go fuck yourself.

Nobody else will.

Geggy · #33

when i entered this forum, i read the title of the thread, then looked to the right and saw the name of the person who posted it, for some reason i started laughing. hysterically.

the[Hitman] · #34

quick, post glowbelly's rack before this thread degenerates further.

FartinMowler · #35

I think Terra needs a pussy fart. (can I say pussy fart?) :/

Anonymous · #36

MISTER mowler, please present your hall pass.

FartinMowler · #37

They didn't have hall passes when I went to high school :/ You didn't go you failed

I spent most of my day's skipping school smoking pot by a lake with my friends.

Esuohlim · #38

And now you cut lawns and post pictures of pork chops on the Internet.

FartinMowler · #39

Ya, life is wierd... Today, I was thinking that I should really end being on this site because I'm old and boring , I did learn some things on this site like, I don't know how to use the word Where, we're and there are a lot of lonely loser freaks that like to say rape and pedophile. Anyway I have insomnia again because I ate too much a Red Lobster

for dinner and all I can taste is Garlic.

Anonymous · #40

I learned that you get so upset when people mock your shitty life because it takes you that much longer to talk yourself out of stuffing your flaccid body down the chimney.

Slug on, proud warrior. There are a million more lawns out there and only one middle-aged man qualified for the job.

carey · #41

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Slug on, proud warrior. There are a million more lawns out there and only one middle-aged man qualified for the job.

sounds lilke a george-ism.[/quote]

carey · #42

people really shouldn't let me post things.

sorry.

Anonymous · #43

Before someone uninformed steps in with high hopes of raising their perceived status in the community of fag-wops that many of you belong to, Carey's George's friend, and originally started posting over two years ago. Not that that affords him any special protection or lubrication, but he isn't an opportunity for you fags to get in on some of that 'GOOD OL' I-MOCKERY HAZIN' that you've heard oh-so-much about.

carey · #44

wow, I didn't realize the boards still had the ole verbal beatdowns.

good times.

kellychaos · #45

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn’t notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They’d seen his face before,
Nobody was really sure if he was the one that cut their grasssss