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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 09:57 PM        Man seeks to sends Master Cheifs into Iraq
Insurgents seek to hide Halo of mass destruction

It's times like this I'm sad the army wouldn't let me in. I told them I kick ass with Mechs and lightguns but they said asthma is the thing that keeps me out.

But if they have it in Green I really want it. He DID mention Halo as an inspiration.

Here is a vid of it in action


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPS2l5fQ55A&eurl=

This is also the man who was parodies on the Simpsons for his Grizzly suit for a failed documentary on bears.

I love the name, part Spartan part condom, also note the little black and grey wang on the suit. It's T3H C0CK CL0CK!
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 04:14 AM       
I know an asthmatic in the Army...or maybe the Marines...but either way, he's a heavy wheezer type.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 04:32 AM       
Doesn't he know the Trojans lost that little war they're known for?

And hearing a veritable Master Cheif with that high-pitched Canadian accent made me crack the hell up!
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 09:59 AM       
It lookes like if something hit him just below the neck his head would pop off...I'm sure there are better suits that just cost too much to mass produce.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 10:13 AM       
"...and ABOOT 1700 hours of actual building time..."
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 10:44 AM       
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It lookes like if something hit him just below the neck his head would pop off...I'm sure there are better suits that just cost too much to mass produce.
You are just saying that cause canadians have those flip top heads. it took him some time to get the helmet off and it has airconditioning, gas mask, flashlight, and laser pointer. Currently soldiers wear.....nothing.
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