Perndog..

[liquidstatik]

I heard you were a satanist.. is it ture?

[BlueOatmeal]

All I know about Perndog is that he won't pick up his godamn phone and talk to me.

[FS]

Don't bother him about it, he'll try and get all 'interesting.'

[pjalne]

FS, please tell me more about this 'interesting' I keep hearing about.

[Dole]

I'm more of a Homoskeptic

[kellychaos]

I < lisp > ssssseriously < /lisp> doubt that.

[kahljorn]

He's also a VAMPIRE.

http://www.vampiretemple.com/

checkoutthemessageboard*cough*

[AChimp]

Check out my comic, too.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=13244&start=25

[kahljorn]

Classy. You sho uld have a copy of the Vampire Bible for better mocking purposes...

The book is like something a 16 year old Gothic "Vampire" kid w o uld put together. Every once in a while they say shit like, "HAIL TIAMAT" and THEE AND THINE. It's a barrel of laughs.

THE DRAGON SPEAKS.

[Anonymous]

MOCK THEE NOT THE BOOK OF NOD, FOOLISH MORTAL :gay

[kahljorn]

THE DRAGON SPEAKS, HAIL TIAMAT, WE ARE THE PEOPLE OF UR. WORSHIP ONLY THINESELF.. AND THE UNDEAD GOD'S WHO RULE THIS WORLD.

[AChimp]

I have something better than the Vampire Bible. I have the DUNGEON MASTER'S GUIDE.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Guys, be easy on him, he's a WANNABE vampire.

[bigtimecow]

Originally Posted by Temple of the Vampire

I worship my ego and I worship my life

worship my ego. lol.
DAMN THOSE BLOODSUCKERS AND ALL THEIR GOOD QUALITIES

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

I heard you were a satanist.. is it ture?

Yes.

Originally Posted by that other guy

All I know about Perndog is that he won't pick up his godamn phone and talk to me.

I work during the day, champ.

And I must say that kahljorn, the suicidal guy(girl) who lives his life in a haze of a dozen different drugs and insists that he independently and constantly comes up with the most profound knowledge in the universe which only he can understand, is obviously the authority on these things, so you should listen to everything he says without question. You don't need my input.

[ArrowX]

YOu are? Wow I gues If your gonna go to hell you might as well join his undead legions :/

[liquidstatik]

[liquidstatik]

Seriously though, what is the point in worshiping satan? :/

[ArrowX]

Whats the point in worshiping god?

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

Seriously though, what is the point in worshiping satan? :/

Do Taoists worship Tao?

No.

Do Communists worship Commune?

No.

Then why do you assume Satanists worship Satan?

[liquidstatik]

See.. God promises riches and mansions in heaven through worshiping him.

The prize in worshiping satan is to burn for eternity.

[liquidstatik]

Sa·tan·ism Audio pronunciation of "satanist" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stn-zm)
n.

1. The worship of Satan characterized by a travesty of the Christian rites.
2. satanism Profound wickedness.

[ArrowX]

I don't really care.

EDIT:Who says you burn for worshiping Satan? GOD hes jelous.
Christians don't worship Chris

[liquidstatik]

That's why im talking to Perndog, and not you.

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

Sa·tan·ism Audio pronunciation of "satanist" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stn-zm)
n.

1. The worship of Satan characterized by a travesty of the Christian rites.
2. satanism Profound wickedness.

If a dictionary (with a definition that was probably written before Satanism formally existed) is your only source, I'm not even going to bother continuing this.