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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 01:13 PM        Burning Time
I have been accused of reading way to much into things.

I asked this girl out for dinner, she said yes.
She works at point A, lives at point C. Almost a 2 hour drive.
I live at point B. Half-way between. She gets off of work at 4:30.
I don't get off until 7.

Should I take it as positive sign when she said she could burn a hour and a half waiting, in a town she doesn't really know, until I get off work?
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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 01:30 PM       
Jesus, of course. If by what you could assume you mean "she's interested in me"
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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 01:41 PM       
No, she's lying to you. You THINK she's waiting for you but she's really robbing your house and setting up the old tar and feathers gag in the doorway to your home.

Word of advice: never go home. Tar and feathers is a horrible way to die.
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Old Jul 14th, 2005, 04:34 PM       
Those are guilt hours to be talleyed up later and brought up after you live together and you are trying to watch the football game and she wants to talk seriously about how much time you don't spend with her and all the sacrifices that she's made for you and "Jesus Christ why can't she just shut the hell up?!" ... but I digress. Go for it!
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