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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 07:52 PM        WHAT, YOU'RE HEATING THE OUTDOORS NOW?
I swear to God, you start paying some of the damn bills around here, you can do hatever you want.

Until then, my house, my rules, Mr. Moneybags.



Capice? You reading me? We reading off the same god damn page?



All right then. Do your homework.
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 07:57 PM       
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You are a true parental unit.
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Old Mar 9th, 2003, 09:05 PM        Yessir.
Yessir. *tremble*
I'm going to go do my homework now...I'll be in my room until I'm 21.
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 12:13 AM       
The raccoons'll get in and eat all of the bread! And your toys.
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 08:13 AM       
what the hell? are we in fucking orbit?
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 12:19 PM       
You can take the next bus to orbitsville Ms. Smartmouth. As long as you live here you'll turn out th porch light before you go to bed or start buying alll the damn lightbulbs.

Enough is enough. That's what I've got to say.

I am putting my foot down. Understand?

My foot? Down.
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 01:13 PM       
Raccoons'll
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 01:38 PM       
... and get off my lawn, you whippersnappers!!

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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 06:36 PM       
where are you gonna put your foot down, mister? the floor of your room is completely covered with crap. now, get in there and don't come out till there's at least a path. A PATH! you hear me?

and cut out the growling and hissing or you'll be having cat food for dinner.
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 08:28 PM       
and don't make me stop this car and turn around little mister.
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 08:29 PM       
are we there yet?
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 08:51 PM        Daddy!
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and don't make me stop this car and turn around little mister.
I gotta PEEEEE!!!!
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
You shoulda peed before we left. Now quit your whining or there'll be NO happy meals for you kids!
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 09:39 PM        *crosses legs*
But I DID pee Daddy! I DID! I gotta go again! I GOTTA PEE!
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 09:46 PM       
"Find a bush, Audrey" Bonus Points for who can guess what movie that came from. :/
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 09:47 PM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 09:52 PM       
NO, it was Orgazmo, dammit.

Keep trying

AND DAMN IT, IF I HAVE TO TURN AROUND AND TELL YOU KIDS TO SHUT UP ONE MORE TIME WE'RE GOING HOME.
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 09:54 PM       
Was it Revenge of the Dorks?
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 09:56 PM       
Starring Fartin Mowler?
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 09:57 PM       
*scampers behind the bush, only Keds visible*

Look away! Look away! Look away!

*pool of urine forms behind bush*
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 09:58 PM       
YOU FORGOT THE T.P!
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 10:00 PM        T.P
I got the kleenex Daddy! I got it!
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 10:01 PM       
National Lampoons Vacation and I played the part of Rusty
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 10:02 PM       
YAHTZEE!

Yes, that's the one.

Jeanette, I was only kidding, you can get back in the car now.
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Old Mar 10th, 2003, 10:08 PM        *pulls up skort*
*trots back over to the car* Thank you daddy. I watered the bushes.
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