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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 11:29 AM       
It's been a while, but I don't recall hearing about his father in the movie or the book.
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 12:00 PM       
It's just an excuse to have Christopher Lee in one more thing before he dies.
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 01:17 PM       
I don't recall Wonka having a father in the book either. :/
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 02:44 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 06:53 PM       
thats becuase wonka's supposed to be F*CKING OLD god dammit wtf how the hell are they gonna handle the "i'm getting to old charlie you take over the factory ;_;" bit (SPOILERS LOL) i mean is he gonna be dying from AIDS or something b/c that would work cause he totally looks gay now
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 07:25 PM       
maybe the chocolate makes him look really young

or making him old would make him look like a peodiphile or something (luring children into a magical factory using chocolate and such)
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 08:22 PM       
i never read the book but wonka doesnt look that old in the illustrations >_< and if wonkas too old to run a factory then how is he not too old to go into space with charlie in the sequal >:O
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
Eh... watching that trailer makes me think that this movie will just make people appreciate the old one even more.
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 08:50 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 08:55 PM       
even tho 4 old people spend years in the same bed without ever getting out (i can imagine the house spelling really nasty)
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Old Dec 13th, 2004, 11:56 PM       
Sigh.

I agree with Willie that Johnny Depp looks too young.

But Wonka's not supposed to be all that old either. He's *getting* old, which is why now is the time to find a child to take over the factory. He can help bring the child up with reverence for the magic of the chocolate factory. So Willy Wonka's like 50 (only 10 years older than Johnny Depp). He can train the kid for fifteen years and retire at 65 confident that the factory is in good hands.
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Old Jan 7th, 2005, 11:49 PM       
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Old Jan 8th, 2005, 01:28 AM       
GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!
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