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Old Nov 29th, 2003, 08:54 PM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 08:48 PM       
My friend Myrhanda has a furby. She was watching TV (this happened when I was there with three or four of her other friends) and the furby said "no like" and then later it said "fuck you!" Then everyone was ROFL like mad. I laughed so hard I accidentely barfed on the furby and it said "screw you to hell, bitch ass hoe! Suck my fucking penis!" And then someone laughed so hard they puked all over the floor and almost soffocated. That was me. LOL! Do furbys even HAVE penises to "fucking suck"?
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 08:58 PM       
I BELIVE THAT BECAUSE IT'S FROM UPC. YOU ARE THE COOLCAKES./
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 09:01 PM       
WOW! Someone believes me.... the only other person who believes that is my 20-and-a-half year old brother, who was at the party, too. Thanx, Hickman.I will no longer call you Prickman behind your back.
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 09:28 PM       
UPC is hilarious
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 10:51 PM       
He also likes to bring back 2 month old threads. I still say he should get an award.
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 10:55 PM       
Hey UPC. I belive you because you rock, dude. No joking. That stuff about you being 11, i was just joking with you, man. You and everything you do is cool.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:10 PM       
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 10:42 PM       
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Last semester someone left a furby in my room so my roommate and I tried to teach it to cuss. It failed to learn so we smashed it open with a cinder block and sold its organs on the black market.
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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 12:59 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 05:31 PM       
man I was obsessed with Furbys when i was younger i memorized that "Furbistic" dictionary thing.....then 3 years l8ter i over heard them crying in the bottom of my old toybox downstairs so i killed them all i lit one on fire, duct tapped one to a pair of "Screamer" fireworks, then just smashed the others with a ball-pede hammer then piled them up and burnt the remains....them my mom took me to a shrink.....
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 06:19 PM       
Yeah, I'm poor so I got one like a year and a half later when they were 20$.
I never got into it.
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 09:23 PM       
“Puyo puyo” Said an excited Kirby. He was excited for they had founded a new way for him to eat food even faster than before! In Dreamland, where food was plentiful and Kirby was a hero to all dreamlanders. Soon, he would finally be married to a woman he had met in a far off land, a land where all they did was farming, he had met her sweet sweet self when he had to stop King DeDeDe from taking away the fresh Watermelons they were growing. This woman, who stood at five foot six, was a beauty named Popuri. Kirby admired her gallant body and her fantastic breasts, and the fact that she could cook.

“Puyo Puyo!”
“What is it, my love?” Said a flush Popuri.
“Puyo Puyo! Puyo Puyo Puyo!”
“But…But we are not married yet! I do not want to break our sacred vow to not have sex before we are Married!”
“Puyo Puyo!” Kirby then made gestures toward his crotch.
“I…I…Yes! We must! For it could be the last time we ever make love!” Said an excited Popuri.

What happened then was magical moment in time, Popuri started to undress, showing her magnificent 55 D breasts. Kirby could barely control himself as he felt his manhood rise from beneath his magical flap. Almost immediately Popuri felt a urge she had not felt for a long time, a urge to get something rammed up her anus.

“Please…please take away my anal virginity.”

Kirby didn’t need to hear anything else for that! Almost Immediately he was riding her hard, and unlike other men, Kirby didn’t go within sixty seconds, it took him nearly an hour!

Popuri let out a pleasing moan, she was already climaxing and Kirby was barely getting started!

“Please, continue…for the love of god, continue…” She said with a smile on her face.

About an hour later, and thirty orgasms for Popuri later, Kirby was finally about to give , but you see, something strange was happening to Kirby. He had built up so much energy, that he had so much energy stored up to destroy a couple of galaxies! So when it came time to release this energy, time itself slowed down…

“PUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Kirby said with a long scream, and then the energy was released…A hole had been ripped in time itself. He had done something no man has ever done, he had pleased a woman to her fullest, and it created so much energy that Kirby was now being drawn into a portal, with no idea where he would land….
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Old Jan 26th, 2004, 06:19 PM       
You lonely FUCKER!!!!!
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