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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 04:12 PM        Microwave Egg poachers
Do not use them.

'Pierce yolk several times so it will not explode'

This is a lie!! It will explode what ever you do. Even if you go at the egg yolk in a Norman Bates style.

Leave those microwave egg poachers well alone. It's a con.
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 04:29 PM       
I was suckered into buying the Egg Wave. Big mistake. It takes too long to clean and they taste like shit .
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 04:32 PM       
I bought a FRYING PAN! Wow, fuckers!
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 05:50 PM       
I like eggs ^_^
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 06:00 PM       
I'd like to cook Wiffles with a pair sunny side up.
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 06:35 PM       
Fuck the Eggwave.

You can't microwave ANYTHING and make it taste good, let alone eggs. It's not hard to make eggs at all. I learned how to make them when I was 7.

Anyone who has problems making eggs has some bigger problems in life than not knowing how to make eggs. Think about it.
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 08:17 PM       
Nothing works off of tv. All I do is watch tv, not buy anything. It doesn't work like that.
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Old Apr 5th, 2003, 09:38 PM       
Just put the egg and whatever else you want in it in a dish, stir it up, cover it with saran wrap, and put it into the microwave. You don't need a special utensil.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 12:05 PM       
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I bought a FRYING PAN! Wow, fuckers!
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:02 PM       
It was only £2.50, a bargain to boot. Shoulda wondered why it had been reduced from £7.

I put in 2 eggs, one blew up and the other was still runny, I've been parted from my cash with lies.

And since when did anyone use a frying pan to poach eggs?
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 03:37 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 07:35 PM       
all eggs are is a chicken's menstration.

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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 08:02 PM       
Ive never heard of this demonic egg creating machine
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 10:11 PM       
I bet Rongi bought Yaffa and the Rolypak as well
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
GO YAFFA!
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 10:20 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 10:23 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 10:25 PM       
some baloon thing didnt work, the one that comes with MAGIC jumping beans
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 11:26 PM       
I believe it was Krazy Jumping Beans :D

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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 08:30 AM       
I watched his infomercial for an hour because I was bored :D
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