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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 12:52 PM        Weight Watchers
AVOID that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the fucking thing in the first place, you fat bastards.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:08 PM       
Great Material.

Too bad none of these tips are your own.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:13 PM       
Top Tips should have his own 4:00 am. infomerical.
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 01:29 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:53 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 03:07 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 03:11 PM       
Newsflash and Misinformation Man work because they're rarely used and original.

Top Tips doesn't work because he's piloted by a faggot.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 07:09 AM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 01:36 PM       
I like chocolate, but I don't get fat ^_^
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 02:03 PM       
silly esuohlim, MisInformation Man is an imposter.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 05:31 PM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 05:36 PM       
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVELY INPUT, WIFFLES . I CAN NOW SLEEP BETTER TONIGHT KNOWING CHOCOLATE DOESN'T MAKE YOU FAT .
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 06:21 PM       
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But you'll get heart complications and destruction of the esophagus if you keep throwing it up.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 07:27 PM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 08:09 PM       
Plagarism is illegal you sick fuck.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 08:14 PM       
So is smoking pot.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 08:23 PM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 02:37 AM       
Pot Head.
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