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Old Nov 15th, 2003, 03:28 PM        Logic And The Infamous Submarine Letter
This is kind of a "chicken and egg" question here. Vinth, you've previously stated that you had a disability that precluded you from joining the military. When, exactly was this mystery ailment verified? Before or after the infamous letter? If it was before, it would seem to me that one would politely decline the letter of recommendation from your uncle's friend upon receipt. Add to that the mounting protestations that you would, at a moments notice, join the military to protect your beloved country when attacks against your "oh so macho manhood" are made ... but your are still HERE typing the war from behind your basement PC. So which is it?

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Old Nov 16th, 2003, 09:54 AM       
I don't know, Kelly. A question like that is just asking him to tell you your mom is touching his big cock.
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Old Nov 17th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
Wouldn't pretty much any question provoke the "your mom is touching my big cock" response or is it like one of those random generator programs wherein sometimes you get the "your sister is giving me a rimjob" reply and other times you get the "I man-raped your brother during a sweaty prison orgy" retort, ect.
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Old Nov 17th, 2003, 07:42 PM       
Maybe Vince is just a program that spits out different programmed responces to various forms of stimuli.

Of course, I believe that everything that humanity has ever done has simply been a responce to stimuli, but I don't want to make this too philosophical.
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Old Nov 17th, 2003, 11:03 PM       
Yeah, because that statement was just deep man. Like whoa.
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Old Nov 18th, 2003, 10:43 AM       
You beat m too it. I was going to say something about it being philisophical if you were high the evening after a really great Freshman psych 101 lectture.
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Old Nov 18th, 2003, 04:28 PM       
I think Vinth needs to be rebooted. :/
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 09:32 AM       
He's just on the downside of his manic depressive sine wave.
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Old Nov 19th, 2003, 11:09 AM       
Maybe those l33t haxorz from his message board deleted him.
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