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Mockery · #1

Another spook-o-licious grab bag piece by Max Burbank, this time he reminisces about some of his most impressive Halloween costumes over the years.

HALLOWEEN GRAB BAG: "HALLOWEEN MEMORIES!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/memories.php

Enjoy!

Big McLargehuge · #2

Hang on to that Max Burbank, he's a funny one.

FS · #3

My concern is that this is all true, and what that does to a man.

Good piece, Max. I'm gonna... stand over here now.

mburbank · #4

Thanks. While this piece is more autobiographical than most of my work, a lot of it is made up. Well, some of it. I'm sure as hell not saying what.

Cosmo Electrolux · #5

that really took me back...especially the home made super hero costume. I once made a costume entirely out of pieces of costumes I shop lifted from our local Roses department store...it was hideous.....but I had an entire pillow case full of candy that lasted well past christmas....

Drev · #6

Max, your daughter should host a show on TV.

DeadKennedys · #7

Max, you card!

darkvare · #8

you know what is disturbing every year at my school the winner is a dude dressed as a whore :/

Zhukov · #9

That was really funny.

Why on earth did you go as snoopy? Why didn't you just go as a pilot?

mburbank · #10

I am old enough that the Charlie Brown Halloween episode was fairly new, and I loved it. Pilot, schmilot, I wanted to be Snoopy flying his doghouse. I just wasn't that good at it. I think I had black felt floppy ears bobbypinned to my head as well as the nose, which was actually half a ping pong ball painted black, but while that section is mostly true, facts are altered with poetic licsence.