Ultra Mega Super Powers

[JaKe]

If you could have four super powers (I find three to not be enough) what would they be? I feel like an ass for asking such a ridiculous question, but it seems to stir up some interesting answers, so...be interesting, ready...go.

Oh, here's mine:

1. Fly (obviously)
2. Shoot laser blasts from my eyes/mouth
3. puke up acid (Dane Cook convinced me of this)
4. Do a backflip (whenever I wanted)

[feelgood]

i jus need tha power of tha Lord to guide me

[Les Waste]

1. 19-inch-long penis
2. Real working kung-fu action
3. Plastic swords, nunchucks, or guns that can be placed into my hands, which are each forever frozen in the shape of the letter C.
4. The power of love, like that little fucker with the heart ring and the monkey from Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

[whoreable]

Best Muthafuckin post in da house!

[testtube]

If I had superenergies, they would educate me to sexual monster of giantcPur-portion. Are here my fucking energies, which would rub donkey roll, as if they were a McDonalds donkey piece.

1. I would have enormous meat flaps for nipples, which would spread opened, in order to uncover a meat wall of the small deformed Penises, the acid completely large chests of the Over woman would spray.

2. The energy of a fleshy glove, which I could leave to mud around in each possible ol jump and a smell of the desire juice sweated, which would ooze from the forkings one smelly shit pile Dollardirnen.

3. A huge telescope that I would stick up woman's asses and it would project a 50 foot image of their stinking asshole for all to see above them as a hologram.

4. The energy to crush baby heads with my thunderous back parts.

[Jeanette X]

1. Unlimited telekinetic powers.
2. Telepathy at will.
3. unlimited clairvoyance (ability to see inside walls with the mind and such)
4. Invunerablity.

[whoreable]

ONE BILLION DOLLARS

MANY MANY HOT BABES

FAST CARS

ABILITY TO BREATHE FIRE

[JaKe]

Hmmm...breathing fire would be pretty hardcore.

[Captain Robo]

1. Telekinesis

2. Faith (Having God on your side doesn't hurt at all)

3. Ability to gather and blast energy from my hands

4. Invisibilty on command

I would have said flight, but if I was telekinetic, I'd be able to lift myself up and fly.

I would call myself... "Captain Robo"

[CaptainBubba]

1. BECOME GOD.
2. ability to fly
3. supervision
4. Man, flying would be cool!

[Cap'n Crunch]

1. Being able to go through walls like Casper.
2. Shit out gold.
3. See-through clothes vision-type thing.
4. The ability to make more super powers.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

2. Shit out gold.

Wouldn't the weight of the gold cause a tear in your intestinal wall, causing you to die of internal bleeding?

[ItalianStereotype]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

Wouldn't the weight of the gold cause a tear in your intestinal wall, causing you to die of internal bleeding?

it would be nice, wouldn't it?

anyway, i would want the ability to control fate.

[soundtest]

whoreable

Originally Posted by whoreable

ONE BILLION DOLLARS

MANY MANY HOT BABES

FAST CARS

ABILITY TO BREATHE FIRE

[AChimp]

The only power that I want is the ability to kill people through the Internet.

[Les Waste]

Adobo?

[soundtest]

That's Karnov

[AChimp]

Adobo

[Les Waste]

Adobo could beat Karnov's ass any day.

Karnov's a bitch-ass trick.

[testtube]

Are you fucking kidding me? Adobo sucks, I don't care how many stupid sites sing of his praise he gets his ass whipped every fucking time I play Double Dragon, he sucks, he's a wimp.

Karnov can spit fire and he does a cool dance before he dies, but he kicks ass all the way. Fuck Adobo, fuck him up his sissy ass.

I would ditch those other bitches and take Chun-Li with me, Cammy is a first class whore, look at how she dresses!

[Ninjavenom]

Flight.

Telepathy.

Telekenisis.

Superhuman Strength.

The ability to absorb machines or men into my body ala Deathlok.

A bitchin' cloak.

[CastroMotorOil]

superman.


Telekinesis

Telepathy

Superhuman strength

Invulnerability

[Skulhedface]

Originally Posted by testtube

Karnov can spit fire and he does a cool dance before he dies, but he kicks ass all the way. Fuck Adobo, fuck him up his sissy ass.

You musta not played Bad Dudes for the NES, he was the Level 1 boss. He went down like a sack of bricks.

Superpowers?

Unlimited Telepathy was a good answer... Mind control, manipulation, mind reading, the whole nine.

The ability to use the Force.

Flight, obviously.

Superhuman strength.

ADDED SUPERPOWER FOR YOU UNIMAGINITIVE YET HORNY TYPES:

X-Ray vision. Admit it, how many of you wished you could see into the girl's showers? Thought so.

[glowbelly]

breath underwater
freeze time
ability to travel between space and time
ability to heal people

[testtube]