http://www.mcsweeneys.net/
My history with this webpage goes as follows: A friend of mine used to always send me links to different articles on this humor page, and I always resisted exploring it because I knew I'd become addicted. Well, this friend hasn't been responding to my IMs for the past few weeks probably because of my weird behavior, so when I saw a link to a McSweeney's article I thought I'd explore it for the first time. Woah!
So, post your favorite snippits from this humor internet site. Some examples:
Nihilist Job Résumé:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/4/3fezzell.html
TRANSLATED THOUGHTS AND QUESTIONS THAT ARE RUNNING THROUGH A NORTH KOREAN REFUGEE'S MIND WHEN HE IS AWARDED POLITICAL ASYLUM IN THE UNITED STATES, SETTLES DOWN, TURNS ON THE TELEVISION, AND THE FIRST
THING HE SEES IS A FANCY FEAST CAT-FOOD COMMERCIAL.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/3/30aldridge.html