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noob3 · #1

i'm pretty sure i'm inhaling pure dust while i'm in here

Les Waste · #2

I have a pile of clean laundry that's been there for a week, and a pile of filthy laundry. The clean laundry pile has been shrinking, while the dirty laundry pile has been growing. Also, I have at least three shining piles of empty vodka bottles, food wrappers, soda cans, and probably pure dirt.

I really need to clean this shit pile

Captain Robo · #3

My mom made a great reference to the state of my room at a dinner party not too long ago, and used a GREAT analogy. She gave our guests a bit of background information on the "Left Behind Series" (a series of books about the end of the world) and then told the guests that my room looked like a bunch of people were in it after the rapture and their clothes stayed behind.

Yes. My mom is more unfunny and lame than me and I probably got this way because of her genes.

And my room is clean right now.

Jeanette X · #4

You mean...heaven is filled with naked people?!

Cap'n Crunch · #5

Heh, I just cleaned my room, if you call it clean. I just stick everything in my closet and cabinents. Then all of the trash I shread in my paper shredder.

The Retro Kat · #6

FUCK. LAUNDRY.

Secret Agent Vomit · #7

My room is dirty, too. I have a bunch of packages from G.I.Joe figures I bought off eBay, an empty Dominos pizza box, and a bunch of Coca-Cola/Dr. Pepper 2 Liter bottles. Some of them are empty, while others are filled with water.

Les Waste · #8

I used to have several gatorade bottles filled with urine in my room because I was too fucking lazy to walk to the bathroom.

Captain Robo · #9

My sister spilled maple syrup all over the basement floor. It makes me hungry and the basement is like my 2nd Room.

Now I want pancakes and we don't have any

Jeanette X · #10

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Originally Posted by Captain Robo

My sister spilled maple syrup all over the basement floor. It makes me hungry and the basement is like my 2nd Room.

Now I want pancakes and we don't have any

Try using a rag soaked with hot water to get it off. That always works.

soundtest · #11

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Originally Posted by Les Waste

I used to have several gatorade bottles filled with urine in my room because I was too fucking lazy to walk to the bathroom.

AChimp · #12

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I used to have several gatorade bottles filled with urine in my room because I was too fucking lazy to walk to the bathroom.

Fuck, that's a good idea.

executioneer · #13

AND HILARIOUS IF SOMEONE GETS REALLY THIRSTY FOR GATORADE

-willie

Les Waste · #14

Once, when I was drunk (it's always a much gooder idea when you're drunk) I accidentally knocked over one of my piss-filled bottles and spilled pee over some of my work. It's a good thing it was garbage I just hadn't gotten around to throwing away.

When time, I was really drunk and lying on my couch, and I really had to throw up but I was too lazy to actually get up and go to the toilet, so I tried throwing up in an nearby empty box of Little Debbie Swiss cake rolls (lol). Needless to say, it didn't all fit. I got vomit all over my area rug, and it was the grossest vomit ever too. I threw away the rug instead of even attempting to clean it up. I have no regrets.

I'm dirtier than all of you.

Jixby Phillips · #15

I used to pee in water bottles. Bobo you are not the only cool person here

Grazzt · #16

My wall has a hole in it from a headbanging incident.

Plus my floor is made of 20 year old AD&D books.

sadie · #17

les, you bring out my instincts. (

"it's okay, honey; let mommy help you clean up this big ol' dung heap."

)

and my house, while not spotless, is in great shape. but that's only 'cause i'm renting a house my parents own and want to sell. and i've gotta keep it relatively clean in case they wanna show the house to someone. which makes me sad 'cause this is my favorite house i've ever lived in. and it makes me mad 'cause if my fucking lame-arsed ex hadn't let the bank foreclose on our house, i'd probably be able to get a loan to buy this house from my parents.

kellychaos · #18

Home: Decently clean.

Car: Breeding ground for SARS.

Esuohlim · #19

I am against the making of beds. I haven't made my bed in forever.

UnDeath · #20

yeah, why make your bed? you're gonna fuck it up again in a few hours. Let alone, if you make it right, its a pain in the ass to get the blankets all comfortable and whatnot.

FS · #21

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Originally Posted by sadie

les, you bring out my instincts. (

"it's okay, honey; let mommy help you clean up this big ol' dung heap."

)

You ain't just whistling Dixie. It-

Wh... what the hell did I just say?

Erm... It's like women either have a cleaning-up gene, or men have an ignore-filth gene. My older sister (who's now living on her own) can't enter my room without at one point phrasing the idea of cleaning up, and she's more than willing to help. But while the thought of my own sister rummaging through my personal stuff (my... PERSONAL stuff) sounds like a hoot, I always escort her out again and give the whole place a dramatic refurnishing on my own later.