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ArrowX · #26

wait wait wait, What the sweet jumped up jesus is this doing in loveline? i was under the impression that Fartimowler was single.

James · #27

Because any threads relating to emotional problems or discussion of gender/genitalia clearly belong in a forum supposedly for relationship discussion.

In other words, some people are just retarded.

Supafly345 · #28

Good god, how can you pee sitting down? Doesn't it hurt your balls to ram them against your pelvis in order to aim your dick downwards? The only time I ever pee sitting down is when I REALLY can't hold it in, and I need to take a shit at the same time; but that always leads to me shitting on my test-tickles. So warning: unless you have tiny nuts, do not sit and pee. It can cause injury and/or a very unpleasant mess to clean.

BlueOatmeal · #29

Jesus Fuck man! You must have giant bull balls. I wish I was you so bad.

Helm · #30

I'd really like to see you shut the hell up.

soundtest · #31

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Doesn't it hurt your balls to ram them against your pelvis in order to aim your dick downwards?

I don't think you have to ram them.

Supafly345 · #32

Sorry, I was very sleep deprived when I wrote that. But nontheless, it still aches like when you cross your legs.

Zomboid · #33

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Originally Posted by soundtest

haha lets just say no complaints here

Yeah, I read up on that kinda piercing after posting and it sounds pretty good:O . I take it you got it done in Canada? If so, how much was it to get it done and how much pain was there initially? I was gonna go get another tattoo at the end of this school year so I might as well get that done too if I can.

soundtest · #34

I knew the piercer quite well (this guy from England who has been piercing for 30+ years) so I only had to pay for the jewelery ($40). I think it's roughly around $80 - 100 CAD though. Obviously get it done somewhere reputable and clean, use only surgical stainless steel jewelery, and get it done by someone who has experience doing PA and genital piercings (ask to see a portfolio).

As for pain, I think it varies. I felt a little pinch when the needle went in, then almost no pain for the week or two it took to heal. I had to wear a condom for the first two days because it did bleed, but not very much. I say almost no pain because I woke up at 3am the night I had it done with a raging hard-on and it felt bruised - like I had been punched there. I didn't know what to do... I wanted to jerk off to get rid of the hard-on, but I was worried that might damage something (I was told no 'sex' for at least 4 weeks... I lasted 2), so I ended up just curled in the fetal position for 10 minutes thinking of grandma in a bikini. Other than that, it was smooth sailing. On the other hand, I've met people who said it felt like they were pissing shards of broken glass for a week after getting it done, so your mileage may vary.

One word of advice - don't get it done for the sole purpose of enhancing intercourse. Others swear that they and/or their partner notice a difference, but I've noticed nothing. The piercing for increased pleasure is the ampallang, but I don't have the balls to get something that requires such a serious recovery time down there. PA is nothing: it's healed in a week or less, there's almost zero chance of infection, and aftercare is minimal (your urine sterilizes it).

All in all I'd recommend it if you're interested. It's the only piercing that I've kept (and over the years I've had just about everything pierced at one time or another) and I have no intention to take it out. Actually, I did take it out once two years ago for a couple of days and it freaked me out so much that I put it back in... whenever I went for a piss it looked like somebody else's...

Anonymous · #35

pictures

Helm · #36

Glowbelly and Fatsatan penis thread

soundtest · #37

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Originally Posted by Chojin

pictures

you just want me to get banned >:0

Helm · #38

post in black and white dither resamples. It works. I've tried it.

WTF · #39

Soundtest should have been banned long ago. He smuggled the picture in as his signature. Must agree with him, it does look painful. :/

Anonymous · #40

just pm them to me, soundtest :sunglasses

Supercooldude · #41

In Germany its called sitzpinkel. German feminists got a law passed that all men are required to sit down to pee when peeing in public washrooms.

Jixby Phillips · #42

if roonting can post his d*ck all over the town then i see no reason why soundtest couldn't if he wanted to come on sountest lets take a look at this p*nis of yours

Jixby Phillips · #43

oh yeah by the way in case you dont know roonting is somebody who posted here YEARS ago back when i posted because I've been posting here for a very long time in case none of you knew

soundtest · #44

lol alright i'll put one up tonight when i get home (or tomorrow if i get home too late). hope shitty webcam quality is ok and if i get banned for this!!!