Old people are shit dancers

[dj bastard]

Tonight, I was at a family party to celebrate my dead uncle.
The one thing i noticed was that if you watch old people dance, i mean really watch them, it's fucking hilarious.
I was pissing myself and no one knew why.

[JJ_Maniac]

Was your dead uncle dancing with them? Because people who dance with corpses are always funny

[dj bastard]

No. He was sealed in a box and had a ton and a half of soil put on top of him cos he's dead.