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Old Sep 25th, 2005, 12:54 AM        NEW MINIMOCK: "JONES SODA - HALLOWEEN FLAVORS!"
Here it is, a big new piece we've been really excited about unveiling. Proto and I put a lot of work into getting this one ready and we hope you guys like what ya see. It's all about Jones Soda's brand new Halloween-themed sodas with flavors such as "Cotton Candy" and more.


NEW MINIMOCK: "JONES SODA - HALLOWEEN FLAVORS!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jones-halloween

Enjoy![/img]
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Old Sep 25th, 2005, 08:59 AM       
Candy Corn flavored soda? The candy corn tastes bad enough
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Old Sep 25th, 2005, 08:43 PM       
J-Dawg is the sexiest man alive.
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Old Sep 25th, 2005, 11:32 PM       
gotta see this
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Old Sep 25th, 2005, 11:40 PM       
I HAVE to win those cans!!!
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 10:58 AM       
Where can you get these cans without having to enter a gay contest ;<

By the way that was completely not what I was expecting and a lot better than the last piece :o
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 01:03 PM       
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J-Dawg is the sexiest man alive.
I concur! I mean, I don't want to sound like a fag or nothin', but I'd totally do him!
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 04:00 PM       
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J-Dawg is the sexiest man alive.
I concur! I mean, I don't want to sound like a fag or nothin', but I'd totally do him!
lmao, w/e floats your boat man
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 04:11 PM       
yeah, man. lol. fag.
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 04:53 PM       
What does Berry Lemonade have to do with Halloween? As long as it tastes good, I guess it doesn't need an explanation.
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 08:35 PM       
i love the black can
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Old Sep 26th, 2005, 08:54 PM       
That pic of Skeeter pouring the soda into his mouth was awesome.
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Old Sep 27th, 2005, 06:00 AM       
Yocky, and GB totally said what I was going to say...
Ok, how about...
Um...
Your web site isn't funny anymore.
The wacky space goggle thing is old, and still not funny.
Proto is a ugly version of me.
Stop whoring yourself, sucking the tit of corprate America will only make you lactose intolereant.
Bring back good stuff.
I don't like this halloween in Sept. thing, it's like x-mas in june.
I'm going to stop typing... Now.
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Old Sep 27th, 2005, 06:13 AM       
its impossible to get those sodas in sweden.
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Old Sep 27th, 2005, 10:31 AM       
Danno, don't be a sour puss. For what it's worth, I think the site was in a slump for a while, but it's been getting better over the past year.

Here are a couple of the things you've missed:

www.elserpento.com
www.scarmageddon.com
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Old Sep 27th, 2005, 03:03 PM       
Oh, I kthought the site had a slump as well.
Mr. Barr is getting some really good stuff on here.
I do think this site is great, even Proto has gotten funny *jab*
I really like I-mockery, and I wish it wasn't so big for it's britches.
I remember when it was just a little guy, and the only thing keeping me from being a contribtor was my poor spelling.
Damn it! I can spell better now, and I've started using spell check, and I've become a better writer...
But then again I never send anything in, and back in the day I'd only send in crap. On my old computer I have a ton of half written mocks...
I just made me sad...
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Old Sep 27th, 2005, 03:28 PM       
mountain dew pitch black is my halloween drink, bitches.
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Old Sep 27th, 2005, 03:33 PM       
Pitch Black is nasty and not good for belching.
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Old Sep 27th, 2005, 06:03 PM       
Hi Reverend Danno. Long time no see. On behalf of all the staff of I-Mockery, we'd like to cordially invite you to remove the size 11 stick from your size 10 poop chute, and then sit down and enjoy a piping hot plate of dick.
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Old Sep 27th, 2005, 11:02 PM       
Proto izzat a he-man tattoo?
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Old Sep 28th, 2005, 12:17 AM       
A temporary one, yes.
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Old Sep 28th, 2005, 04:03 AM       
I missed you too proto...
I of course was messing around earlier.
I really like this site, I really like the comic book stuff that's been done as of late.
I do like the direction I-mockery has been going as of late.
And who knows... Maybe in November I'll run for Protoclown again.
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Old Sep 28th, 2005, 08:16 AM       
Well, that's a relief. I thought you'd gone and turned into some kind of asshole in the past couple years or so. You were always one of the good ones, Danno.
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Old Sep 28th, 2005, 05:14 PM       
Never funny though.
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Old Sep 28th, 2005, 08:01 PM       
Jones Soda for the win.

This article was a tad bit.... odd. It kind of hurt my head because when I read caps, I hear screaming in my head.

Not exactly a steaming pile of fun, but meh. The article was rather funny.

But still. Jones Soda wins forever. kthx
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