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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 01:34 PM        Underworld: Evolution
I know it's going to suck, but I'm excited about it anyway. I liked the first one (liked, not loved) and this one looks like it might be enjoyable. Plus the lead chick is really hot
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 01:41 PM       
just to rub this in: ITS GONNA SUCK!!
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 04:28 PM       
Gonna suck. :/
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 07:04 PM       
I think it's a bit much to say that the lead in this movie is really hot
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 07:44 PM       
You sir, is GAY!!!

It is really going to suck. But I will still watch it.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 07:55 PM       
I'll watch it just so I can see how much they ripped off from Vampire: The Masquarade and Werewolf:The Apocalypse this time.
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Old Jan 17th, 2006, 10:40 PM       
Underowrld already got slapped with about 2-3 lawsuits from white wolf. The only real change that makes me more eager about this film is that the Werewolves ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE Werewolves.

It'll do good commercialy as goes the law of No number at the end of its name.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 12:00 AM       
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I'll watch it just so I can see how much they ripped off from Vampire: The Masquarade and Werewolf:The Apocalypse this time.
What? You can't own the fucking idea of werewolves vs vampires. Obvious similarities or not, it doesn't matter cause it's not exactly the kind of thing you can successfully sue for.

It's gonna be utter crap, but it's gonna be fucking entertaining crap with a really hot female lead, just like the first one.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 09:21 PM       
If you got some movie producers together and they had the unoriginal idea of having different kinds of monsters fight eachother, what do you think they'd come up with on their own anyway?
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 09:29 PM       
alien versus predator, duh.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 09:48 PM       
Dracula VS Frankenstein!
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 11:01 PM       
if I may point out, both of those movies sucked as well.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 11:39 PM       
I liked Underworld. It wasn't the best movie ever made by a long shot, but it was entertaining, and that's all I asked it to be. I know that the story was just another sorta-kinda retelling of Romeo and Juliet, but anyone expecting this to be fucking Shakespear material needs to get their head examined.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 09:40 AM       
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I am referring of course to Bud Abbott Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein and if you think that movie sucked, you suck.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 09:44 AM       
This movie is exactly the same premise as blade 2, but with werewolves instead of "true" vampires. This movie will suck, but you know what? I loved the blade movies.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 10:05 AM       
I thought the first one was awsome (watched it again last night), and not just because Kate Beckinsale wears tightly fitting leather/PVC for the majority of the time. Its just a good action film with a decent plot.

Im definatly looking forward to 2, althogh I have no idea what its going to be about. The two lead character being hunted by vampires presumeably.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 01:07 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 01:15 PM       
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This movie is exactly the same premise as blade 2, but with werewolves instead of "true" vampires. This movie will suck, but you know what? I loved the blade movies.
Exactly. I like Underworld for the same reason I liked Blade.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 01:44 PM       
The first blade I didn't mind, second was way too cheesy to even be enjoyable, and trinity was so fucking bad that I'm surprised I could sit through it. The acting was worse than ever, dracula was a little pretty boy bitch who fucking RAN AWAY from blade, the vampires are, what? As strong as humans now AND they can be burned up in the sun? Pathetic :O
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 01:52 PM       
i don't really remember the second and third ones that well but yeah, dracula was gay beyond all doubt.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 02:03 PM       
I love how Selena acts so conceited in the trailers, claiming she's the only salvation. Uhm... Right Selena. Live under that little delusion of yours. But what about your vampire/werewolf hybrid boyfriend Michael who looks like some Nightcrawler/Beast reject? He's far more powerful than you are! Shouldn't it be we instead of I? Learn something about teamwork bitch!

I didn't like the first movie much so I doubt I'll like this. I'll wait till the cheap shows if I'm even tempted to watch it... or dragged to the theatre by some friend who thinks it looks neat. But I'll drag my feet the whole time.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 02:04 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 02:09 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 02:59 PM       
Chojin is perfectly open about his cock cravings. He sleeps with a large pink unicorn dont you know.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 04:40 PM       
Well thats understandable, that pink Unicorn thing, he probably needs it to calm down after playing Mortal Kombat All day. I swear that He is one of the few who can beat me at that game.
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