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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 02:01 PM       
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 02:05 PM       
A.) I think it's fantastic the Hobo's nondescript initial post has led to this fun thread.

B.) Chojin, I will so fucking cut you.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 05:46 PM       
YOU WANNA GO??? YOU WANNA THROW DOWN??? THE INTERNET GLOVES ARE COMING OFF, MISTER! YOU'VE GOT ME SO UPSET I'M BREAKING OUT IN HIVES AND UNABLE TO JOIN THE MILITARY!
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 07:40 PM       
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. Why don't you go suck Terra's cunt off the boards then?
Now we're getting somewhere. The line forms over here...












No stang for Helm though. You have some major passive/agressive puss issues, doooood.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 09:12 PM       
This is fantastic, and I mean it. This is probably the best thread since FS' adventure game. Which I tried to do my own of and it got removed

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A.) Did something crawl up jamesman's ass and bite down on something inside him and lock it's jaw or was he alsways like that and I never noticed? ACTUAL hatred of people you know only from message board is the distilled essence of sadness.
Actual hatred. Oh yes, I've over here cutting "KILL RENEE" into my penis because I hate her so much. Actually, I can only get "KIL," partly because it really hurts, and partly because I'm running out of room.

Anyway, I'm so glad to know that Therapist Mad Max Burbank is able to come to the conclusion that all this is GREATLY influencing my life off of these boards. I thought I was hiding it pretty well, but he knows how I'm gritting my teeth as I lay in bed at night, thinking about how I want to kil Helm, Dole, Ziggy, Renee, and Gene Snitsky. Damn you for seeing right through to my SOUL, Max!

PS - Glad to see you could join us outside of the Politics forum. Hey, when you can spare some time from battling wits with Ronnie (which takes more time than it should, I'll have you know), maybe you can write about more children's asses.

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Since when does Renee post lots of personal or in-jokey crap on here?? she barely makes new topics once a month or something. There are far more worthy targets than her on here for Jamesmans' virginity-induced textual spams.
Hence the hatin'.
Since when does anyone do anything? All it takes is one or two posts to cement an idea into people's heads to use against them at later dates (as this thread provides ample evidence for). I simply made a comment against Renee and it took off from there. Besides, as was said, you obviously seemed to miss the sporadic times Renee does choose to grace us with her presence. Oh, and great play on the virgin card. You sure got my number there, and I must learn to do one of those anime faces with the huge sweat drop and the pupils appear without the rest of the eye. Once I do that, I can show you JUST HOW BADLY I HAVE BEEN SERVED.

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I was not going to read this thread based on the subject, but I'm glad I did! Definitely "slow clap" worthy stuff here. I actually don't see any posts by anyone I hate in this thread! Amazing.


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You are mistaken in thinking that I was extoling her virtue. Rather, I was condemning your sucktitude. Your obnoxious attempts at mockery and annoying whines against "vets who whine about the old days" have me seriously questioning my desire to be nicer to people in general.
I must be some kind of special if I can cause you to re-evaluate your choice of treatment to the rest of the world. And Max wants to claim I have actual hatred? Well, at the end of the day, I'm not thinking about how Ziggy told me to shut up, and having it cause me to go hate the rest of the world. So I must be doing something right if I mean that much to you. Or your world is just small and pitiful to be completely rattled to its foundation by me. Or you're just using some of that exaggerating I hear so much about.

And my annoying whines. I made one thread and haven't even replied to the fucking thing. Yes, it must be this exaggerating I hear so much about. I can't believe you could be this stupid unless you were doing it on purpose.

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Sorry if you're webcam girl found out that you look like white trash james. I was kind of busy getting drunk with hippies at the time. Bye.
Some of that evidence I referred to, earlier. The hilarious thing is how you try to take a stab at me, but then you just turn around and say something so incredibly fascinating - In the way that seeing a Harlequinn Baby for the first time is fascinating - That it all just gets turned around for me to laugh at you and your drunk hippies. Kind of like when I made fun of my penis up there. And SPEAKING OF GENITALS...

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Also, if you want to prove that you're a man, refer to girls and their bodies parts as cunts because it really proves how macho you are by degrading women with hate words.
I'm not proving I'm a man. I'm just proving you're a cunt. I'm not degrading other women, because they're not cunts. I'm just milking this word like a mutant cow teat because it's so simple and yet so effective against you. It's like Internet Yeast, and I'm getting the rise out of you that I find very amusing. A word is only as offensive as you let it be. And if you continue to acknowledge the word to be that of extraordinary offense, then all you're doing is continuing to feed the power to the word. You're basically SUPPORTING the use of the word Cunt as a top-tier insult to women, and I think that's more offensive than my use of the word ever could be.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2004, 09:25 PM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:09 AM       
Everyone GET OUT OF THIS THREAD he's gunna QUOTE US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

DUCK AND COVER!!!!!
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:11 AM       
Hey james, come out of the fucking house, do you hear me? You're getting your ass kicked AND you're playing for these airline tickets I can hear you in there I can hear you typing on your keyboard you fucking sissy come out and let's settle this like real men! You say I need help but I don't think I'll need any help kicking your fucking ass from here to uh, where are we? Is this Jersey? Hah I just saw you peeking out of the window ouch what the fuck? Is that your face? I don't think I can punch you in the face now it would be all gross but hey THE KIDNEY PUNCH IS STILL ON YOU FAGGOT COME OUT I'M GONNA CAMP OUT HERE ME MY LAPTOP AND I'M GONNA KILL YOUR DOG, YOU SHIT
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:58 AM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 05:25 AM       
Yup James, play the 'ha it was all a big joke and you all fell for it' card. Thats never been done here before
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 05:57 AM       
Where the hell are you even pulling that from, Dole?
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 06:58 AM       
I couldnt be arsed to read your post. I assumed thats what you were doing. Choose from these generic responses and apply whichever is applicable:

James, calm the fuck down!

Jesus James, were you fucking crying when you typed that??

Fair point James, you argued yourself out of that one in a fair and reasonable way.*

You see? You've just proved my point.


*Obviously this option is beyond the realms of possibility.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 10:31 AM       
does james = jamesman? is this the same person from back in the day?

if so... what a bunch of poo.

god save me for saying this but.... i agree with dole. i can't read that drivel either. anything in a thread about pantitude that's longer than 2 or 3 sentences makes zero sense. it just dries my contacts out and causes double vision.

if you're going to write paragraph after paragraph and start quoting people, shouldn't you write about something that actually matters like a social or political agenda you're interested in.... or a video game?
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 10:38 AM       
"Damn you for seeing right through to my SOUL, Max!"
-James

Don't hate me for being beautiful. It's what I do, cupcake.

Oh, and Chojin, oh no you di-int. That's what I'm talking about.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 11:31 AM       
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god save me for saying this but.... i agree with dole. i can't read that drivel either. anything in a thread about pantitude that's longer than 2 or 3 sentences makes zero sense. it just dries my contacts out and causes double vision.
It's not my fault that everyone started posting while I was gone. I had to address it all, and I didn't feel like making post after post. In cases such as this, I suggest that each person simply find their name, and read the section that applies to them. If you do not see your name, read paragraphs 3 and 1, in that order.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 11:35 AM       
Say, that's what I did!
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 11:45 AM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 01:39 PM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 01:40 PM       
Oh - for fuck's sake - let me edit my own posts
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 02:35 PM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2004, 04:11 PM       
i think james needs a hug
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