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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 01:31 AM        I am selling my virginity
I need money. Bad. College.

Why do non-american english speakers call it "university"?
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 09:04 AM       
Because that's what it is. University.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 09:36 AM       
Why don't you sell some organs? Some vital ones.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 11:35 AM       
'cause then I'd die
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 11:45 AM       
You're gonna die of starvation trying to sell ur seks.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 03:40 PM       
I'LL TAKE IT!

The money will be routed via my carrier and I will extract my prize from you at the time and location of my choosing in a fashion that suits my fancy.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 06:30 PM       
You failed to say how much you are paying me, and if you are paying in money or something that is funnier.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 06:35 PM       
A combined sum of half a million dollars and a rare vintage 18th century condom made of badger skin which I will also use during the act of Intercourse. I had to sell one of my Spring retreats to afford this luxury.

The amount was intended to be a suprise.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 06:38 PM       
Suprise, you say?
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 07:12 PM       
Will rare 18th century condoms protect me from the center for disease control hot room that is your crotch?
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 07:18 PM       
Of course not, but you're getting paid to not care.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 07:26 PM       
AChimp's words are eloquent and wonderfully in sync with my own thoughts. And in retrospect I should have included my numerous diseases as one of the forms of payment.

Imagine the fun you'll have telling the tale of your bronzed and mounted condom to your college friends as you sip on the wine you'll now be able to afford.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 08:41 PM       
A college is a four-year undergraduate school. A university is an institution that comprises more than one school of higher learning.

Hence, I am a student of the College of Arts and Sciences at the University of Chicago. Except for the fact I'm being shunned.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 09:00 PM       
If you would only wash with kerosene more often, you could kill two birds with one stone.
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 09:06 PM       
You should sell it on Ebay. That's an easy $20.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 03:51 AM       
"That's petty theft"

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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 01:41 PM       
I think Bubba's got himself a deal
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 04:01 PM       
There was only one bidder!
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 06:37 PM       
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 09:09 PM       
I'll bid on your virginity, but only if I get to choose who it is lost to.

After all, there are a few...corpulent...women 'round here that need some lovin'.
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