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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 10:39 AM        For The Fellas
OK, so there I was ... getting a physical for a new job. I thought is was just going to be the ol' "pee in a cup and questions about your medical history" thing. It turned out to be a FULL physical. The twist? The P.A. was this HOT young woman. I know! I know! It shouldn't matter, it's immature and she seemed to be very competent and all but ... STILL. :mellow: Well, moving right along the big (and I use the term hesitantly) moment came (and I use THIS word even more hesitantly) along. "Drop your trousers. please. I have to check for hernias, lumps, ect." She must have caught my hesitation because she then gives me this "Alright, let's have 'em!" gesture with her hands and, I daresay, pleading face. Of course, what do I do (I couldn't resist)? I drop my drawers and in my best magician's voice exclaim "TAA DAA!". We both thought it was kind of funny and it broke the tension a lil' bit. Anyway, I explained to her that, although I didn't doubt her competence and I'm sure she does this enough (it's an industrial clinic, so physicals are quite common), it was a little off-putting. I also admitted that it was one of the few times times that I'd rather a male be jostlin' my bejanglins, no offense. She laughed at that too. Not an altogether bad experience but not one that I'd particularly like to repeat anytime soon. Am I a turd?
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 10:58 AM       
Lets throw this one open to the board:
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 11:12 AM       
The question was in context to this particular post, not in general.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 02:14 PM       
I bet you had a boner.
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Old Oct 1st, 2003, 03:32 PM       
DID YOU CATCH THE HIDDEN HOMOSEXUAL MESSAGES?

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I drop my drawers and in my best magician's voice exclaim "TAA DAA!".
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it was one of the few times times that I'd rather a male be jostlin' my bejanglins
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 12:56 PM       
I had a similar situation where I was getting some xrays done on my pelvis (cracked it scateboarding. Extreme to the max, dude). while I was getting it done there was this cute doctor handling the machinery and as she was shooting radiation on my penis I was praying not to get an erection. I didn't.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 04:32 PM       
Medical offices are often cold. :shrinkage

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I bet you had a boner.
Half-mast, actually. I think that's about the best in this situation. You don't want it to "turtle" but I don't think it would be good to appear too excited either. A good respectable showing.

BTW, I talked to a girl I know about her GYN visits and she said that there's usually another female in the room if it happens to be a male doctor ... like it's some kind of regulation or something. It didn't happen in my case. Is that normal? Maybe she was lookin' for a lil' "bow chicka bow wow" < nudge, nudge, wink, wink > Am I right, fellas?!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 06:46 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 07:12 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 07:53 PM       
No, sorry.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 07:56 PM       
Nope, no way.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 09:01 PM       
Negetive.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 09:03 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 09:57 PM       
I doubt it. :/
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 10:59 PM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:22 PM       
ya.... I mean no
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:30 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:37 AM       
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:37 AM       
Highly unlikely 'in real terms'.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 04:03 AM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 06:53 AM       
"HAS ANYONE SEEN THAT MOVIE TRON?"

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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 11:03 AM       
My rapper name would be D-Rez.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 11:39 AM       
'Dr Boogie' would be an acceptable rappers name anyway.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 01:14 PM       
Quit ruining my Tron reference with your damned English humo(u)r!
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 03:57 PM       
So, you guys don't think so, then.
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