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AChimp · #26

I want a ruler tattooed on my penis.

Rongi · #27

NEGATIVE NUMBERS AREN'T ON RULERS

I want a tattoo on my penis that makes it look like a train with people in it.

LAME TATTOO JOKE

This guy gets a tattoo on his penis that says WENDY. But when it's not erect, all it says is "WY"

One day he's in the men's room and he sees a jamaican guy standing next to him. His penis also has "WY" on it

"Your girl's name is Wendy too?" he asks?

The jamaican replies "No mon. It says "WELCOME TO JAMAICA MON, HAVE A NICE DAY"'

kellychaos · #28

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Originally Posted by Doopa

The other thing though, is that... it has to be perfect or someone will die. If you bring in a design, how accurate is a tattoo artist going to be. That is another reason I was wondering if there was a way to "stamp" it in.

They have a variety of predesigned patterns (in the thousands as far as I can see from the display rooms of the parlors) that kind of get "stamped" over the skin and the tatto artist just sort of traces along the skin, at least partially, towards the finished work. The only problem with these generic designs is that it usually seems to be assigned to the flunkies because the free-hand work takes longer, is more intricate, and is usually done by the more talented and "in demand" artists. That's kind of a blanket statement, I guess, and I can't confirm that it's 100% accurate. It just seems to be the case from what I've observed.

Anonymous · #29

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The artist I went to used a nifty little trick with tracing paper and speed stick that sticks the design to your skin.

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If it's a small to medium sized image, they make a photocopy of your design using a special stenciling paper

perfect. Because I was considering doing a henna version myself and have them ink over that, but those methods sound like they would work fine

*edit* now I just need to rob someone so I can pay for it

sspadowsky · #30

Well, the guy who did mine has been doing them for about 11 years, and I think he did excellent work. My guess would be that they do that with most custom designs. I would think that they would want it to be exactly correct, but I could be wrong too.

EDIT: What's a henna design? And where do you plan on getting it done (on your body)?

AChimp · #31

Henna is a type of black ink, I believe. :/

But I'm a stupid chimp, so I'm not sure.

Cap'n Crunch · #32

People can get a huge rash from that henna shit. Some little girl had it on the news. It was hilarious.

kahljorn · #33

You can get a smiley face on your arm by heating up a lighter till it gets realy hot and push it against your skin. I have two.

glowbelly · #34

my boyfriend does tattoos

doopa, come to see me and i will make him ink you and we can drink some wine and smoke cigarettes that smell funny like the ones you smoked that one time.
ok?

ok.

Professor Cool · #35

I want a Time for Pizza tatoo.

I knda have a tatoo, I have a black scar with ink in it from being stabbed with a pen.

Anonymous · #36

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What's a henna design?

Its something like a ground up plant into a powder that stains the skin temporarily. Earlier this year when my sister was bald from Chemo I did a Henna tattoo on her head and I did a good job! So I am sure I'd be able to do one on myself.
http://www.hennapage.com/henna/

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And where do you plan on getting it done (on your body)?

Not definite - but probably my upper arm classic area.

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my boyfriend does tattoos
doopa, come to see me and i will make him ink you and we can drink some wine and smoke cigarettes that smell funny like the ones you smoked that one time.

I think those were cigars

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ok?

If you want to possible risk your boyfriends life if he fucks up my tattoo.... ok.