I am baking a cake.

[Spectre X]

it's made of half a pound of margerine (for baking), half a pound of vanilla sugar, half a pound of baking powder, and four eggs.

I ate just the tiniest little itty bitty bit of the batter.

speak not to me of pain, this will never digest.

[executioneer]

lol it sounds like you substituted baking powder for flour

unless by baking powder you MEAN flour :/

-willie

[Spectre X]

baking powder for making cakes. It's flower with stuff for making cakes.

this batter > Satan.

[executioneer]

you should have used butter instead of margarine for baking

edit: lol food forum

-willie

[Spectre X]

no, this is more about the agony this...lump, in my stomach is causing me.

[executioneer]

it'll prbably be great once it's done baking go take some stomach relief elixir or something :/

-willie

[Spectre X]

it smells great, just out.

and I don't want to ingest more stuff right about now, if it won't be beaten by my stomach juices, I'll stab this infernal...thing with a knife.

[Snatchtastic]

Screw the milk, just drink paint thinner when you eat the cake. That will help digest. (Your intestine lining.)