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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 01:34 AM        The Terror, The Horror, THE CHICAGO CUBS
Yesterday they beat the shit out of the Marlins 12-3. I not one that is much for sports. But hell, if a team in my town is winning, I tend to watch, like the Bulls back in the day.

Before they face the marlins, they had to go through the Braves. When the did so all i saw on local news channels where a sea of people screaming in a demonic chant.

GO CUBS! HEY SAMMY!!!!

My friend Mark was at his folks who live a mile or two north of Wrigley and and even they could hear it in the air that night.

"It was like the sound of a swarm of locust, I thought the Apocalypse came"

It was literally like Time Square on New Years.

Which brings this up, if that was them when they were only in the quater-finals against the braves. What happens if they beat the Marlins and actually go to the World Series. And even worse, what if they do win the World Series.

Oh there will be anarchy my friends. There garbage piled up from a recent garbage strike which would be highly flammable. And wheater it's a cow and a latern or a drunken idiot and some firecrackers, I think the Chicago Fire's flames will burn again so high that the morons at Woodstock 99' would be proud.




THE DEVIL HAS CORKED ITS BATS

I might be just a tad too paranoid, that or that I lost 20 bucks on that damn game.
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 05:53 AM       
heheh, i see how this works
You miss the OLD professor Cool
Maybe if I RAPPED it out then


Ok you punks you want Professor Cool
Back in the day of I-mockery Old School
Well here he is, that singing fool
Please watch where you drool

Not here's what i was saying in a nutshell
Chicago is gonna go to hell
If the cubs win this thing
What the terror it would bring

They arent supoose to win, it doesnt make sense
They hitting the balls outside the fence
This will turn the tides into a Apocalypse
Hey, remeber George Stephenopoulus (sp?)

He was kinda a dork, man
I think i could kick his ass, man
this is my plan, man
...., man

Sing it Sammy!




Hotdog Armour hotdog
What kinda kid eat armour hot dog
Ella enio all eniyah, ques end de-hei (WHAT?)
Ella chicos, Ella Chicas, es quien end he a he (WTF?!)
Love hot dog, armour hot dog
the dogs kids love to BITEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Did he just rattle off in the middle
What he's saying is a unquestionable riddle
Maybe that day he was just a little hoarse
But now I am getting off course

So anyway there you have it
my subject in a singing habit
Im never gonna do this shit again
Because this is now and that was then

Word
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
Fuck Chicago!!
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 05:13 PM       
Welcome to my thread Bad Boy

Tea? Coffee? Ames Mint?
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 05:13 PM       
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fuck yourself its cheaper







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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 05:19 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 05:21 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 05:23 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 05:26 PM       
You know you would!!
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 05:46 PM       
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ummmm no i dont think so....that would be absolutely disgusting
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 05:54 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 06:02 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
cubs are tied 2-2 now in florida.

i want them to beat the yankees
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 10:42 PM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 10:44 PM       
Marlins up one...
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 10:46 PM       
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cubs are tied 2-2 now in florida.

i want them to beat the yankees
what the fuck, that'd mean the red sox would have to lose

fuck you, dude
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 11:10 PM       
i really didn't think of it that way

but it think cubs and yankees would be fuckin epic
either way CUBS MUST BE IN THE SERIES

cubs up again...
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 11:21 PM       
I'm rooting for the cubbies just b/c they have sucked for so long. I always root for the underdog.
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Old Oct 10th, 2003, 11:23 PM       
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 08:43 AM       
Where the fuck is Sspadowsky on this thread? GO CUBBIES! Last night was the best game of the series.
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 12:52 PM       
Fuck Yankees, I'm so sick of them. It would be awesome if it was the Red Sox vs the Cubs in the world series. The Cubs hasn't won a world series and the Red Sox hasn't won a champ since 1918. Since I'm a long time fan of the two, I don't know which to root for.
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 01:28 PM       
Cubs win!


If they do make it to the world series, win or lose, there is going to be a riot in Wrigleyville.
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 02:33 PM       
So is baseball over yet?
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 03:13 PM       
nope!

go cubbies! go red sox!! i love me some manny ass.
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Old Oct 11th, 2003, 03:30 PM       
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If they do make it to the world series, win or lose, there is going to be a riot in Wrigleyville.
Finally someone understood where I was getting at.
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