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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 09:40 PM        Haikus by BlueOatmeal!
I was flipping through an old notebook I had written in and I found these poetic gems! I hope you enjoy!

Number 1
Give me butt sex please
The feel of a man inside
I crave anal love

Number 2
Dog penis swells up
The sweet red pole of dog love
So good all the time


Thank you!
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 09:43 PM       
BlueOatmeal sucks and
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lots of anal rape.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 09:47 PM       
laffz. Good times indeed on the internet!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2005, 03:07 AM       
You know they already have a thread for this kind of thing.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2005, 01:54 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2005, 04:57 PM       
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