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Old May 13th, 2004, 02:32 PM        I have the power
Its weird sitting here reading mockery at work, whilst at my fingertips is a touch screen that controls all of the local bbc radio transmitters in the south east of England....they dont normally let me do all this and produce at the same time, but the presenter is off in a walkabout, so I have them talking on an isdn line from a pub in brighton, whilst I also have this bizarre generations-of-folk singer family singing weirdy english folk songs in the studio next to me, in between the presenter talking guff..
If I wanted, I could open this microphone and start screaming obscenities across the south east, or just repeatedly start playing 'in the ghetto' by Elvis/ Whilst screaming obscenties over the top.

They might be a bit cross though, so I dont think I will

lifes weird innit?
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Old May 13th, 2004, 02:34 PM       
You know what's also weird? Vestigial tails. Think about it.

BTW, Dole, I was reading an article on Tony Blair in Atlantic Monthly. Tell me, is it true that he's a born-again Christian?
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Old May 13th, 2004, 02:41 PM       
Yup....well supposedly. I think he is positively satanic.
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Old May 13th, 2004, 02:42 PM       
i'm sure there's something subtly crazy you could do that wouldn't get your arse fired.
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Old May 13th, 2004, 03:19 PM       
He has... THE POWER!

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Old May 13th, 2004, 03:25 PM       
I could dress as he-man...or even she-ra on the radio. No-one need ever know!

They tell me I have a great face for radio
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