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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 11:00 AM       
Why yes, that bill and the bill against breathing.

That should weed out all of you stupid people.

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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 12:51 PM       
theres a bill for that?????? !!!
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 04:11 PM       
I believe that there is something up my ass but I choose not to define it.
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 04:23 PM       
See: Penis.
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 04:46 PM       
PENIS???
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 06:37 PM       
Stop laughing, you breaded cretin.
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 04:02 PM       
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Nobody - hot or otherwise - should have freckles on their labia and nippular regions.
Labia? How is it that you can see her labia and I can't?
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 04:15 PM       
Here lies Master Bater ... he died by his own hand.
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 09:51 PM       
The freckles go all the way up to her inner thighs. I find it hard to imagine they stop convieniently at her vulva.
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 09:56 PM       
I'm sure if you guys got all the way to her puss, you wouldn't give a rat shit about the freckles at that point (or even if her eyes were crossed).

Something tells me I could be correct on this one little item...
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 10:02 PM       
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gawd i hate those fucking belly button peircings.
Glad to hear I'm not alone. I've always thought they were the amongst the stupidest fucking trends out there these days.
I hate the belly button peircings too
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 10:02 PM       
You're right. Even if she were cross-eyed, labia-freckled, and, well, ugly as hell, I'd still punch her.
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 10:08 PM       
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You're right. Even if she were cross-eyed, labia-freckled, and, well, ugly as hell, I'd still punch her.
It's nice to know that behind every great woman, there is a guy behind her ready to beat the ever livin' shit out of her.
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Old Aug 12th, 2004, 10:09 PM       
Are all great women cross-eyed and freckled?

If so, yes.
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 11:25 AM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 12:56 PM       
ThisIsWitty, I think you should write Linsday Lohan a letter telling her how much you don't want to fuck her.
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 03:52 PM       
All that would do is make her not want to fuck me.

And I don't want to drive her away anymore than I already have.
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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 04:01 PM       
GOD DAMNIT
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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 10:44 AM       
I heard that it looks like two pieces of raw liver smashed together.
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