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Old Aug 12th, 2005, 04:24 PM        I just got back from the doctor...
And it turns out, I have a Ranch Tooth.

We don't know how serious it is, but it's pretty bad. Keep me in your prayers.



RANCH
RANCH
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RANCH?
RANCH RANCH RANCH!
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Old Aug 12th, 2005, 04:38 PM       
I have something creamy and white for you.
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Old Aug 12th, 2005, 05:02 PM       
Do you herd teeth?
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Old Aug 12th, 2005, 08:14 PM       
The downside of not watching TV is I never understand threads like these til I google the subject matter, and by then there's no chance of them being funny.
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Old Aug 12th, 2005, 08:58 PM       
at least you didnt think it was an actual disease
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Old Aug 12th, 2005, 10:32 PM       
Insead of "ranch" it should say "praise allah!" and they would call it a terrorist instead of a sandwich. They could search your bags and find terrorst on you.
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 04:49 AM       
what exactly is a ranch tooth? isnt that more a dentist deal?
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 08:04 AM       
all i can think is salad dressing.
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 11:31 AM       
Mayonaise!

P.S. I hate Miracle Whip but my parents bought it all the time when I was a kid so I didn't have a choice.

P.P.S. Communists!!
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 06:42 PM       
theres no such thing as a ranch tooth

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=ranch+tooth&meta=
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 10:02 PM       
try this one http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=...tooth%22&meta=
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 10:46 PM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2005, 11:32 PM       
ugh. i hate that misusage. copyRIGHT, fool, copyRIGHT. >:
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Old Aug 16th, 2005, 12:47 PM       
Plurail(sp) forum of CopyRIGHT is Copywritten.

So it seems that your, copyWRONG!
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Old Aug 16th, 2005, 03:35 PM       
Seems like more of a past tense form than a plurality. :shrug
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Old Aug 16th, 2005, 04:32 PM       
YOU ARE AN IDIOT. PLEASE DIE OR AT LEAST GO AWAY.

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cop·y·right (kŏp'ē-rīt') pronunciation
n. (Abbr. c. or cop.)

The legal right granted to an author, composer, playwright, publisher, or distributor to exclusive publication, production, sale, or distribution of a literary, musical, dramatic, or artistic work.
adj.

1. Of or relating to a copyright: copyright law; a copyright agreement.
2. Protected by copyright: permission to publish copyright material.

tr.v., -right·ed, -right·ing, -rights.

To secure a copyright for.
cop'y·right'a·ble adj.
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Old Aug 16th, 2005, 05:41 PM       
lol. plural tense.
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Old Aug 16th, 2005, 08:20 PM       
sadie isn't even close to being a word, and that baby is hideous.

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Old Aug 16th, 2005, 09:56 PM       
sadie's a friggin' name, you cock-knocker.

you know...sexy sadie, what have you done? you made a fool of everyone...

YOU INCLUDED MISTER I'LL SEE YOU IN MOCKWARS

and way to make fun of a baby, tough guy. i bet all the babies in the neighborhood cry for their mommies when they see you riding down the block.
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Old Aug 16th, 2005, 10:18 PM       
He probably thinks it's pronounced Sad-e like "I'm feeling a little sadie about my dog dying."
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Old Aug 17th, 2005, 12:05 AM       
ha. i'm laughing out loud. for real.
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Old Aug 17th, 2005, 01:54 AM       
Sadie is the best at english and grammar <3
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Old Aug 17th, 2005, 12:52 PM       
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and way to make fun of a baby, tough guy. i bet all the babies in the neighborhood cry for their mommies when they see you riding down the block.
Its true they do!

EDIT: Your babies worse.
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Old Aug 17th, 2005, 01:28 PM       
why don't you start with the your-mama jokes, too, while you'e at it?
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