Overcoming Great Obstacles in Your Life

[MattJack]

You drink two cups of coffee every morning to get your working boots moving. This morning when you arrived on site you found out that the client only had coffee packs, and no hot water to boot much less sugar and creamer.

The client has tea though.

Problem is tea's for queers, and you ain't no queer.

So you make coffee with cold water, crush up peppermints to use as sugar, and pour it down your throat. Twice.

[MattJack]

You're an Internet Forum Warrior, and that's serious business. Problem is you broke seven fingers when an office prank went bad.

After pain stakingly loading up the main forum you war on you realize that you wont be able to respond nearly fast enough so you decide to actually use one of those voice to text programs that you thought would be so awesome in the future when you were a kid sure you have to speak slowly and sure the damn thing doesnt no how to use punctuation what so ever but that doesn't matter just so long as skater monkey is reminded of how much of a noob faggot bitch he truely is

[liquidstatik]

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[Sam]

You are tired of going to work, and when you do go you have no desire to do anything. So the first thing you do when you get to work is hide behind a stack of giant pots and make a bong out of a Gatorade bottle and a Sharpie pen. You take rips off of it until you get so paranoid the boss is going to know you are high and fire you that you actually start working harder then anyone else. When the boss stops ordering Gatorade you start making pipes out of Coke cans and wonder if you should start bringing apples to work.

[Crimson Ghost]

If you decide to go back home, turn to page 4.

If you decide to wait and see what happens, turn to page 26.

[Dr. Boogie]

You're an American soccer player. You struggle to gain recognition playing the world's most popular sport, but no one in your home country seems to care. You try to gain an endorsement deal, but the best you can do is to work as the spokesperson for a brand of canned beans in Guatemala. You're starting to get frustrated with the idea that you can't use your hands.

[Angryhydralisk]

You are a rising star in the WWE. However, you're on ECW, which went from the hardcore wrestling industry to the world wrestling reject's division. Still, you persevere and beat all the old hardcore codgers, and win that ugly silver ECW title. Then they send you to Smackdown or Raw and you job to the same guys you watched 20 years ago.

[DevilWearsPrada]

wank to up