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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 04:19 PM        I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ALL!
THERE OUGHTA BE A DAMN BOBBLE HEAD OF ME! MONKEY POX? THAT'S A CONSPIRACY IF I EVER SAW ONE! I SAW ME THAT MOVIE WITH THEM TWO AMERICAN IDOL KIDS IN IT?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY GIVE A PG 13 TO A MOVIE WHERE COMPUTER ANIMATED FISH FUCK! WHAT WORLD! ONLY IN AMERICA! THE OTHER DAY? I HAD YAKOV SMYRNOV RIGHT UP THE ASS! ANYWAY I THOUGHT IT WAS YAKOV, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST THIS PASSED OUT HOMLESS GUY. WHY I THOUGHT YAKOV SMYRNOFF WOULD BE UNCONCIOUS DRUNK BEHIND THE 7-11 IS ANYBODIES GUESS! KNOW HOW I KNOW WHEN I'M IN THE SOUTH? MORE SOUTHERN STATE LICENCES PLATES ON CARS!
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 05:09 PM       
F*CK ALL YALL TERORSITS
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Old Jun 10th, 2003, 06:10 PM       
THAT IS SO MUCH BULLSHIT
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 11:14 AM       
BULLSHIT!? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S BULLSHIT! SOME GUY AHEAD OF ME IN THE TWELVE ITEM ONLY LINE SAYING HIS TWO SIXPACKS COUNT AS ONE ITEM CAUSE THEY'RE ALL BEER?! A BAG OF PEANUTS?! WHEN DID A BAG OF PEANUTS GET TO BE LUNCH SERVICE?!
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 01:53 PM       
SPEAKING OF "NUTS", YOU'RE IT, PAL
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 02:31 PM       
When I wake up in the morning
And the clock lets out a warning
I don't think I'll ever make it on time
By the time I got my books I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus slide by

It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell

If the teacher pops a test I know I'm a mess
And my dog ate all my homework last night
Ridin low in my chair she won't know tha t I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrw it'll be all RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT

It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 05:23 PM       
really tiny black on black print is an enormous turn on.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 05:26 PM       
SO IS COMEDY YOU SEXXXY STAR
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 11:05 PM       
mburbank's avatar gives me nightmares.

NOW THAT IS F*CKED UP.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 11:18 PM       
How can HIS give you nightmares when Protoclown has a freaking clown on his? Weirdo.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 03:02 PM       
LOOK AT THE EYES. OH THE EYES
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 03:05 PM       
OKAY 'BIG GULP, SURE, FINE, I GET THAT, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS 'COLOSSAL GULP' I MEAN, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IS ANYONE THAT THIRSTY?! SERIOUSLY!!!
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 03:08 PM       
Why don't you just lay off, huh? JUST LAY OFF.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 03:16 PM       
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN COUSINS MARRY, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! HEY, BUDDY, YOU LAY OFF! DO I COME TO WHERE YOU WORK AND KNOCK THE COCKS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?!
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 03:23 PM       
I'M GOING TO MARRY THIS THREAD SOME DAY *TWIRLS*
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 03:38 PM       
I FUCKING HATE WEDDINGS, MAN. I MEAN, WHAT'S WITH ALL THAT GAY DANCING, HUH?? AND YOU MEAN I GOTTA BUY AN EXPENSIVE GIFT LIKE A TOASTER OR SOME SHIT JUST BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER AND FUCKING???

FUCK THAT NOISE, MISTER
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 03:57 PM       
I'M NEVER GETTING MARRIED. MY PARENTS ARE THE MOST MISERABLE PEOPLE I KNOW. BECAUSE OF ME AND MY BROTHER. I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE THEY DID. THEY GOT A PEPPER SHAKER AS A PRESENT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT. YOU COULD FUCK WITHOUT BEING MISERABLE TOO THIS PLANET IS FUCKED UP.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 04:02 PM       
WELCOME TO 1996
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 04:05 PM       
1996 SUCKED. NOTHING GOOD HAPPENED. I WANT TO FORGET 1996 AND HAVE ANOTHER 1989 .
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 04:43 PM       
You just don't "get" it, do you?
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 04:49 PM       
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1996 SUCKED. NOTHING GOOD HAPPENED. I WANT TO FORGET 1996 AND HAVE ANOTHER 1989 .

...Infiltrate... ...the enemy fortress... ...Outer Heaven!
...Destroy... ...the final weapon... ...Metal Gear!
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 05:55 PM       
THAT GAME WAS FUCKED UP
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 10:16 AM       
i hate when stupid fuckheads ruin max's good threads
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 10:19 AM       
I'm that thirsty. I could drink Lake Michigan right now.
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 10:20 AM       
Think of my good threads as sandcastles, effemeral in nature and by design.

That being said, a lot of human waste washes up on the beach when the tide comes in.
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