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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 05:51 PM        I spent two weeks in a mental facility
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 05:56 PM       
Were you suffering from Wiener Withdrawal?
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 06:01 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 06:02 PM       
why am i not surprised about this?
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 06:12 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 06:43 PM       
Well you do fit the emotional profile....
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 06:58 PM       
Code 5250? Doesn't that mean you're detained for being an alchoholic with mental complications?
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 07:02 PM       
No. 5250 is a 14 day hold after you get 5150ed and they decide the 72 hour hold isn't long enough. 5150 and 5250 are both for mentally unstable people, whether they try to killthemselves, threaten harm on someone else or are just crazy homeless people. I have a pamplet.
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 07:05 PM       
you crazy homeless person, you !
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 08:48 PM       
Kahl what happened? You didn't try to kill yourself did you?
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 09:03 PM       
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 09:19 PM       
MY SISTER'S FRIEND WENT TO A MENTAL HOME FOR A WEEK AND SHE CAME BACK WITH A WHOLE NEW LOOK ON LIFE
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 10:38 PM       
Yea I'm serious, I will scan all the pretty pamplets later.. i saved all of them. Some of them have some blaringly hilarious typos.
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Old Jun 14th, 2004, 11:20 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 12:01 PM       
I once spent a week in the psych ward. I used it as a chance to learn Italian. Truly fun.
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 12:36 PM       
I spent 5 days locked up in the 'Behavioral Sciences' floor of the local hospital. They kept the suicidal onces in a separate section, but let us 'mingle' during certain hours.

I went in on Sept 10, 2001. I'd been living off roughly 25 vicodine, 60 mg Paxil and around 12 dt cokes a day for almost 2 years when they locked the doors. I went from all that to absolutely nothing - complete cold turkey (now I know where they got that term) - not even a friggin asprin. I spent the first night balled up on the floor having convulsions. As the morning light comes up, after enduring some of the worst acid-trip-like headtrip I've ever endured, I can barely make sense of claims that planes were flying into buildings on the TV.

A freaky ass thing, withdrawl is. It was, by far, the most intense and horrific experience of my life.

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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 02:29 PM       
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That's great loser, whatever. No drugs for you.

So kahl, what happened that got you locked up?
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 02:42 PM       
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I once spent a week in the psych ward. I used it as a chance to learn Italian. Truly fun.
that's sorta how i learned italian. except my experience involved getting my knuckles beaten to bloody pulps and getting fed the same speghetti dish every night. i learned italian by living with an italian family during my childhood years if you didn't catch that
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 03:11 PM       
i took 100 asprin, prolly 15 belladonnas, drank a sixpack of beer and took other random household drugs.
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 03:13 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 03:17 PM       
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i took 100 asprin, prolly 15 belladonnas, drank a sixpack of beer and took other random household drugs.
Was this a planned suicide, or just stupidity on your part?
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 03:30 PM       
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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 03:58 PM       
It was all of the above, wasn't it?

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Old Jun 15th, 2004, 04:25 PM       
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I once spent a week in the psych ward. I used it as a chance to learn Italian. Truly fun.
that's sorta how i learned italian. except my experience involved getting my knuckles beaten to bloody pulps and getting fed the same speghetti dish every night. i learned italian by living with an italian family during my childhood years if you didn't catch that

Your not a poet, what the hell?
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