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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 05:56 PM        Orgasm anyone?
http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/eu...eut/index.html

Women needed to test orgasm device
Thursday, November 27, 2003 Posted: 0032 GMT ( 8:32 AM HKT)




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LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Wanted: women to test new orgasm machine.

No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers.

"I thought people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial," pain specialist Dr Stuart Meloy told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

But so far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, with apparently breathtaking results, and a second has agreed to take part.

Meloy, of Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.

The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several.

"She even told me she had the first multiple orgasm of her life using the device," said Meloy.

He stumbled on the unexpected side-effect while using a spinal cord stimulator a few years ago to treat a patient suffering with severe back pain. The woman had already had back surgery for degenerative disk disease and fusion surgery.

When Meloy placed the electrodes into a specific spot on her spine to find nerve bundles carrying pain signals to the brain, she moaned with delight.

"You're going to have to teach my husband how to do that," he quoted her as saying.

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The tiny impulses of electricity applied to the electrodes seemed to have turned on the patient's orgasm button.

Although the device has been compared to the orgasmatron featured in the 1973 Woody Allen film "Sleeper," Meloy envisions patients using it temporarily to retrain their sexual response.

The women in the trial described it as "really excellent foreplay."

Although some medical experts are sceptical about the procedure and say a vibrator can produce the same results, Meloy believes it could help to improve sexual response in women who cannot have orgasms and might even help men as well.

A full implant of the device would cost about 13,000 pounds ($22,000).

"I don't see it any differently from procedures such as breast implants," Meloy told the magazine.
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 06:15 PM       
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When Meloy placed the electrodes into a specific spot on her spine to find nerve bundles carrying pain signals to the brain, she moaned with delight.
Yes... I will teach him to CUT OPEN YOUR SPINE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Old Dec 1st, 2003, 10:45 PM       
Dammit, why did this have to be Europe? Why couldn't this be where I live?
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 12:33 AM       
Dr. Meloy added, "I simply cannot believe that people aren't leaping at the opportunity to have me insert electrodes into their spines for sexual pleasure."
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 01:35 AM       
Wait...he sticks the electrolodes into their spines?

I should've known there was a catch.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 01:48 AM       
Of course there's a catch. If there wasn't a catch, how would the electrodes stay in the spine? *ba dum kssh*

I'll be here all week, folks.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 03:29 AM       
I'm glad I'm a boy and can have an orgasm whenever I damn well please.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 11:51 AM       
Yeah...but female orgasms are more pleasureable. They did a study about it...
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 12:08 PM       
But did they insert electrodes into the spine?
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Old Dec 2nd, 2003, 02:17 PM       
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Yeah...but female orgasms are more pleasureable. They did a study about it...
and a lot less sticky...
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 11:52 AM       
I would like to have one of these orgasms.
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 03:07 PM       
I'll bet you would....
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Old Dec 4th, 2003, 04:24 PM       
Double or nothing and you got it.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 08:19 AM       
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Yeah...but female orgasms are more pleasureable. They did a study about it...
How could they accurately study that? Did they find some hermaphrodites or something?

Seriously, did they measure some kind of brain wave, maybe endorphin levels...?

In any case, I doubt that female orgasms are more pleasureable. What with men's sexual impulses being harder to control and all.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 09:22 AM       
It is true. Women's are more intense. Men's sexual yearnings would have nothing to do with it, it just comes with the aggression of them. And they did record brain patterns to discover this, or something to that effect. I didn't read too far into it because I don't care.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 11:33 AM       
I always figured that men's were more intense, but that women could have several in a row.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 01:20 PM       
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 01:33 PM       
I can't find the study. Needless to say that I'm skeptical, because I'm pretty sure I read elsewhere that the opposite is true...

The best way to find out is to ask a hermaphrodite, I say.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 02:31 PM       
Women have more intense orgasms. I mean, a guy can have an orgasm easily, where as a woman actually has to work to have one.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 03:29 PM       
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Yeah...but female orgasms are more pleasureable. They did a study about it...
Yeah, but what we lack in quality we more than make up for in quantity ... so it all evens out.
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Old Dec 5th, 2003, 09:43 PM       
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Women have more intense orgasms. I mean, a guy can have an orgasm easily, where as a woman actually has to work to have one.

i guess we know how your sex life goes.

all the women i know orgasm really fast. I think for the most part they orgasm pretty fast on their own. Its just slow when guys try to make them do it.
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 12:19 AM       
Well, not all women orgasm easily. It's just the way it works.
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I always figured that men's were more intense, but that women could have several in a row.
Men my age can have several in a row. I suppose all others can use the miracle of science to achieve the same thing.
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I meant several good ones. None of that keigel nonsense.
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