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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 12:28 AM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 03:48 PM       
You're not planning to ... erm ... expose yourself to us are you?
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 03:53 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 05:11 PM       
I don't know about you guys, but it takes me somewhere between 15-60 minutes to have an orgasm. Usually, it falls in the 30 min. range.

The worst part about it all is that I have to watch my face because of how far I shoot.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 05:54 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 06:14 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 06:22 PM       
Well, all the girls I know can outshoot me I tell you what.
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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 02:18 AM       
winston is only like an hour away from me. :P
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 03:53 PM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 03:55 PM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 04:41 PM       
Jeeez, up to an hour?! I always thought that men came faster than us women.....it only takes me up to about 10 minutes at most to get myself off.....but then again, if a guy tries to....takes a lot longer....and since I've been with both guys and girls before, I think I can pretty safely say because women know what they want, they can give it better.....which is why I think there's more lesbians coming out of the closet these days.....cos you guys don't know what the hell you're doing!
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 04:42 PM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 04:45 PM       
Aww, why?
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 04:48 PM       
I want to stiletto-fuck your eardrums and sew them closed with piano wire.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 04:48 PM       
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You should apologize too, Kelly.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 04:51 PM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 05:02 PM       
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I want to stiletto-fuck your eardrums and sew them closed with piano wire.
Jealous, are we?

Anyway, apologies accepted, even if ya didn't mean it.
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I would like to apologize again.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 05:19 PM       
I, too, would like to apologize ... again. In actually, I would like to thrust mightily into your eviscerated eye sockets with a glass-encrusted dildo.
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 06:11 PM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 08:41 PM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 08:47 PM       
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Jeeez, up to an hour?! I always thought that men came faster than us women.....it only takes me up to about 10 minutes at most to get myself off.....but then again, if a guy tries to....takes a lot longer....and since I've been with both guys and girls before, I think I can pretty safely say because women know what they want, they can give it better.....which is why I think there's more lesbians coming out of the closet these days.....cos you guys don't know what the hell you're doing!
Couldn't possibly have anything with women being too damn prudish to tell us how to do it, now could it? Hmm...
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 09:53 PM       
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I got really excited because at first I thought she was talking about me.
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Old Dec 11th, 2003, 11:59 PM       
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Couldn't possibly have anything with women being too damn prudish to tell us how to do it, now could it? Hmm...
I'm not a prude in the slightest. I'd tell you exactly how to do it. But as every woman's different and likes different things, just because something works for me doesn't mean it'd work for everyone.
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