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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 11:21 PM        It was said to be only in hollywood
me and chrimson ghost and others just sucessfully ate a pizza delivered bya lebonese man and ordered over the internet.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 11:39 PM       
We've got that here, too, but the delivery guys are Ethiopian.
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Old Dec 13th, 2003, 11:46 PM       
Thats nothing, I ordered some tires online and an Eskimo came to my house and changed the tires on my car. And everybody but you was there.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 02:23 AM       
That's nothing. I ordered a blowjob on the Internet and this Eastern European chick knocks on my door. They said "If you don't come in 30 minutes, it's free," and by golly, I did! Like, WOW, man!
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 02:26 AM       
You can't buy blowjobs on the internet, you fucking moron. Shut up.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 02:26 AM       
OMG NO SHIT?!?! I DODN'T KNOW THAT! YOURE SO SMAERT!!!!
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 02:29 AM       
You can get a mail-order bride off the internet. Forget where I saw it, though.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 02:30 AM       
it's pretty scary the things you can do over the internet... pretty soon most jobs will be able to be done from the comfort of your home...

just think about how many custom size pants will be sold!!!
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 03:13 AM       
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You can get a mail-order bride off the internet. Forget where I saw it, though.
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Did you order it from the Dominoes online thing (I think Dominoes does it)? I haven't tried it yet... since I'm close enough to just walk up there. :/
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 03:22 AM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 03:25 PM       
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You can get a mail-order bride off the internet. Forget where I saw it, though.
Viva La Bam?


Did you order it from the Dominoes online thing (I think Dominoes does it)? I haven't tried it yet... since I'm close enough to just walk up there. :/
I dunno. Is Viva La Bam Dutch? I think the site was Dutch.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 03:28 PM       
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You can get a mail-order bride off the internet. Forget where I saw it, though.
Viva La Bam?


Did you order it from the Dominoes online thing (I think Dominoes does it)? I haven't tried it yet... since I'm close enough to just walk up there. :/
I dunno. Is Viva La Bam Dutch? I think the site was Dutch.
No. Viva La Bam's a show. But they ordered a bride through the interent. Thought that was where you saw it.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 03:46 PM       
The Bride Warehouse

Here ya go sparky. Don't be too rough.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 04:00 PM       
What kind of toppings can you get on your bride?
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 04:03 PM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 05:25 PM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 05:31 PM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 07:51 PM       
Dear God, if you can't be drawn away from your computer to get FOOD, by the law of averages you would of at least made one intellectual/funny/useful post or webpage by now.
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