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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 10:22 PM        HOW CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM...
...WHEN MY PEOPLE ARE ENSLAVED?

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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 10:25 PM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:00 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 12:17 AM       
If you didn't eat so much fiber, your "people" wouldn't be "enslaved".

Try some laxitives.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 12:22 AM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 11:51 AM       
This post is more signficant than my " I ate a whole bottles of olives thread?". I could have choked on a pit.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 11:53 AM       
And we'd have been better off if you had. Let it go, man. Let it go.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 11:53 AM       
Actually the "How can I go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?" line is a quote from Saddam Hussein. That guy needs to go into the bumper sticker business.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 11:56 AM       
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This post is more signficant than my " I ate a whole bottles of olives thread?"
Every post is more signifigant then your " I ate a whole bottles of olives thread."
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 12:17 PM       
Well we won't be able to rebuttle on that considering someone hasn't fixed the search function
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 01:23 PM       
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Actually the "How can I go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?" line is a quote from Saddam Hussein. That guy needs to go into the bumper sticker business.
He seriously said that?
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 01:42 PM       
I think he actually said, "Fuck the people, I have to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool"
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 02:57 PM       
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Actually the "How can I go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?" line is a quote from Saddam Hussein. That guy needs to go into the bumper sticker business.
He seriously said that?
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 03:13 PM       
I was going to say that.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 03:20 PM       
During one of the interogations they offered him a glass of water. And he turned it down by saying "If I drink that water I will have to go to the bathroom. And how can I go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?"
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 03:25 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 03:27 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 04:44 PM       
How can I jerk off when my people will die a horrific tissue death?!
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 04:46 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 04:47 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 07:37 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 08:40 PM       
SADDAM HUSSEIN LOOKS LIKE MY GRANDPA IN THOSE PICTURES THEY KEEP SHOWING

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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 09:00 PM       
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