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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 12:18 PM       
"For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do."
Tommy "Better late than never" Thompson, outgoing secretary of Health and Human services
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Old Dec 20th, 2004, 03:37 PM       
"It's like when the hijackers took over those four planes on Sept 11 and took people to a place where they didn't want to go. I think a lot of people feel that liberals have taken our country somewhere we don't want to go."
-State Rep. Connie Davis (R-MO)

Do you think when Connie says "a place they didn't want to go" she means The World Trade Center, The Pentagon or field in Pennsylvania?

I guess Hijacker is a good metaphor for us Liberals, because if you want to take a plane somewhere it doesn't want to go, and the House, Senate, and Presidency of that plane are all republicans, the only way to do it is with Boxcutters and a fanatical devotion to Allah.
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 03:40 PM       
It's not a quote but it's equally as scary:



http://www.news.com.au/common/story_...E13780,00.html
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Old Dec 21st, 2004, 03:49 PM       
Other people Time has appointed "Person of the year"

Hitler
Ayatollah Khomeni
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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 03:02 AM       
"“If we do our job right over the next four years, weakening the institutions of the left, reducing the cost of government, reforming the government so that it becomes less intrusive in such a way that we deserve and win the presidency in 2008, that would give us another eight years,"
-Grover Norquist in the Australian Financial Review
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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 06:33 AM       
Reading this thread makes me feel embarassed for being a Repub.
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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 02:11 PM       
Grover Norquist has said far scarier things than that in the past, like comparing government to a baby he'd like to drown in the bath tub.......
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Old Dec 30th, 2004, 02:31 PM       
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"“If we do our job right over the next four years, weakening the institutions of the left, reducing the cost of government, reforming the government so that it becomes less intrusive in such a way that we deserve and win the presidency in 2008, that would give us another eight years,"
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 11:27 AM       
Solomon,( NYT): "Did you or the president ever discuss canceling the nine balls and using the $40 million inaugural budget to purchase better equipment for the troops?"

Phillips (Chairwoman of W's innaugural festivities): "I think we felt like we would have a traditional set of events and we would focus on honoring the people who are serving our country right now-- not just the people in the armed forces, but also the community volunteers, the firemen, the policemen, the teachers, the people who serve at, you know, the--well, it's called the StewPot in Dallas, people who work with the homeless."

Solomon: "How do any of them benefit from the inaugural balls?"

Phillips: "I'm not sure that they do benefit from them."

Solomon: "Then how, exactly, are you honoring them?"

Phillips: "Honoring service is what our theme is about."
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Old Jan 5th, 2005, 07:36 PM       
"[The U.S.] should not give any money to help the tsunami victims. Why? Because the money is not the government's to give. Every cent the government spends comes from taxation. Every dollar the government hands out as foreign aid has to be extorted from an American taxpayer first."
-- David Holcberg, the Ayn Rand Institute

"You could argue, maybe this is God's hand, because some of their brethren struck Christian America. Maybe God speaks the truth but waits. Seeks the truth and waits. I don't know. You could argue: God struck them. Now, I don't argue that because I'm not a theologian."
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