Question.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

What's it mean when your penis starts chafing?

[Rongi]

you have ebola

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Fuck

[Cosmo Electrolux]

cut it off before you die...no, wait.....

[ziggytrix]

chafe (chAf) pronunciation

v., chafed, chaf·ing, chafes.

v.tr.

1. To wear away or irritate by rubbing.
2. To annoy; vex.
3. To warm by rubbing, as with the hands.

[kellychaos]

You're allergic to the brand of lotion that you are presently using and/or the lotion has reached its expiration date (in which case the chemical bonds will break down and you will become impregnated).

[WTF]

Originally Posted by Mr. Oysterhead

What's it mean when your penis starts chafing?

It means that you are not wearing underpants. Zippers can do that to a man and however much you would like to prevent it, zippers happens to be mean, back stabbing bastards. Wear underpants and the problem will go away.

There is however another school of medical thought about the causes and it has to do with hand speed during masturbation to ensure quick orgasms. But don't listen to them, they are wrong. It is underpants and zippers that are the most widely accepted medical reasons.

And then, off course, there's ebola.

[Command Prompt]

I'm posting my opinion on the internet, for everyone to see!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm calling Command Prompt a dick hole on the internet for all to see

[Command Prompt]

And we truely care!

[Terra]

The Flesh Eating Bacteria have sent out scouts to seek out weak areas of your body. Seek help or some petroleum based salve. Quickly.

[Command Prompt]

If you're going to talk, the least you can do is take your top off.

[ArrowX]

ok sexy.

[Big Papa Goat]

flesh eating disease does actually originate in the groin most of the time

[kellychaos]

So do 80% of my thoughts when watching Alice the housekeeper on the "Brady Bunch". Am I right, guys?!