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Old Feb 9th, 2004, 11:55 PM        I got silly putty stuck in my leg hair
It hurts really really really bad. Has anyone else been blatently retarded enough to do this
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Old Feb 9th, 2004, 11:56 PM       
That's what you get for messin with the putty, silly.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 12:09 AM       
I'd prefer porn to be printed like newspapers more often so silly putty can be twice as fun.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 12:31 AM       
I once got that putty tac stuff you use to hang up posters in my hair and eyebrows. It didnt hurt, but it was a messy deed!
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 01:02 AM       
I thought it would be cool to put gum on the shower head, to create a really big water/bubble/thing. It just got stuck , and the next time I had a shower, the gum pieces squirted down on me.
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 01:43 AM       
have you tried the new hardee's low carb thickburger?
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 10:35 AM       
I chewed on silly putty.
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 03:59 AM       
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have you tried the new hardee's low carb thickburger?
whats hardee's?
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 04:28 AM       
i do all the time, just dab your leg real quick with the puddy and it sould come out pain free.
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 08:23 AM       
Just rip it out with duct tape. It'll make a man out of anybody.

Even the women.
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 08:39 AM       
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have you tried the new hardee's low carb thickburger?
whats hardee's?
"Carl's Jr." where you are, I think.
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 09:01 AM       
try packing tape,NADS, or bubblelicious. those hurt like a bastard. or air heads.
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 04:33 PM       
I once pressed silly putty over a large pimple on my ass and then went to the backyard to where I was cooking a coffee can of lead and then poured the molten lead into the silly putty mole casting to make a sinker and then went fishing and then thought "Hey! I'm fishing with my ass!!" The End
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 01:00 PM       
I ounce got it in my pits unfortunately i tried to comb it out and now its everywhere I tied sucking it out but now the dentist is a real bitch.
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