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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 01:51 PM        thanks you guys...
I finally met a girl, and she likes me back. She likes everything I like, and is very pretty.

Thanks for all your en, and discouragement and your half assed advice. It worked.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 02:39 PM       
I give it one week.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 02:59 PM       
Marry her NOW.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 04:12 PM       
DOES SHE LIVE IN BURROVILLE IS HER NAME ELISE?? :O
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 07:38 AM       
nope... and its Burrillville.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 11:05 AM       
6 Days until you break up!
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 07:50 PM       
shut up! I have never had a 1 week relationship, and plan to continue.
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 07:54 PM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 08:02 PM       
I say she breaks up with you when you drop your pants for her for the first time
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Old Jan 31st, 2004, 08:03 PM       
*posted twice by mistake*
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 01:29 AM       
50 First Dates.

I bet the girl is chunky like drewbarrymore too you twerp.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 02:40 AM       
4 DAYZ LETF TO MARY HER U LOZER
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 07:41 AM       
you better hope she doesn't WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON!!!
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 08:09 AM       
Yeah, hilarious Unseen.

By the way, who is SMN? I don't remember giving any of my priceless advice to anyone named SMN.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 10:54 AM       
4 MORE DAYS TILL YOUR ALL ALONE
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 01:18 PM       
2 steps

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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 02:30 PM       
3 1/2 days! HUG HER WHILE YOU STILL CAN :<
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 08:40 PM       
While I wasn't around to give you any advice, I wish you all the luck in the world, man. Love is pretty cool when it happens. Sex is even better in case "love" doesn't happen. And when you can't have one, the other will suffice just snappin dandy.

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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 08:43 PM       
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Sex is even better in case "love" doesn't happen.
Even when you have freaky sex with a black prositute?
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 09:17 PM       
Freaky sex is the best sex. Most of the time. Color isn't an issue with me. As long as they have two legs (in some cases that's optional) and a hard dick, I'm a happy camper.

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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 10:51 PM       
The best sex starts with the words

"One, Two, Three, Your Pinned Chump"
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 02:12 AM       
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"One, Two, Three, Your Pinned Chump"
no...the best sex starts with

"should we use the handcuffs or the sex lotion...your right...both"
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 04:20 AM       
No, the best sex starts with 'If you insist, your Majesty'.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 10:53 AM       
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