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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:15 PM        My life is overly complicated
Because it's so simplistic.

Explain to me why the fuck this is possible.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 01:19 PM       
Because it's not that simplistic at all, and you've merely convinced yourself that it is?
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:00 PM       
WHAT DID SOME CRAZY GIRL SAY THAT YOU OR SOMETHING GIRLS ARE CRAZY ALLRIGHT!!
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:07 PM       
You're both wrong.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:46 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:49 PM       
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You're both wrong.
Am I, seƱor complicado? Am I?
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 04:04 PM       
Yeah, you are.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 04:10 PM       
Which way to the "blow-up doll" thread, please?
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 04:38 PM       
Stop the unfuniness. Your name should be Doug unfunny.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 04:50 PM       
Your life isn't complicated. Your life if simple and unfuffiling in some way. Your mind compensates for the emptiness and general depression by creating a vast spectrum of emotions and thoughts that occupy you and convince you that theres more to you than there really is.

OR I COULD JUST BE WRONG.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 05:19 PM       
BECAUSE YOU FUCKING BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 10:17 PM       


I give up.
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 03:27 PM       
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 03:48 PM       
I honestly can't answer James' question because I'm in a similar funk right now.

Things are simple but it still seems complicated. Maybe it's because there are women in my life again
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 04:37 PM       
My life is simple because I've learned how to deal with all matters in "love":

Don't try. If it doesn't work then nothing was ever meant to be. This doesn't apply to all you non-school peeps and ******s. Here in school I could shove my thumb up my ass and still meet people.
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 07:43 PM       
life is complicated because you make it that way.

if your life was as simple as you said it was, you wouldn't feel like it was so complicated. you would feel that it was simple. so you're lying to yourself about what state your life is in.

you wanna be happy? then be happy. it really is that simple.
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 07:54 PM       
I SAID I GIVE UP.
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 09:47 PM       
fine. you big quitter.
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 04:08 PM       
Some people just aren't happy unless they're bitching about something. James is bitching; therefore, James is happy. If his life were truly complicated, he'd be making the contrary argument.
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Old Oct 6th, 2003, 06:42 PM       
James is afraid of girls.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:02 AM       
"you wanna be happy? then be happy. it really is that simple"

"Some people just aren't happy unless they're bitching about something. James is bitching; therefore, James is happy."

All true.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 06:37 AM       
Don't throw your life to the dogs. Don't throw your life to the dogs. That's too simple for what we're going for could you synchopate it a little bit? But if you're trying then it shows and the listener can tell and then you're accused of being technocratic and we like our audience don't we we like our audience and we make complicated simple things that smart people shun and stupid people shun. I know a kid that says he knows you and that you had a crazy summer the port is on fire and the sun is going down down down down down what is it about this word that when it's sung it's repeated? I think I will wait for the words on the next song. Here they come on the island of the blue lake oh god I hated that movie.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 06:45 AM       
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 07:21 AM       
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING AFRAID OF GIRLS

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