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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 03:12 AM       
Jiggle the cable. It'll solve everything.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 03:25 AM       
Heehee "jiggle".
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 05:29 AM       
This is an honest question - what status do you get for a person when they've blocked you? Do they just always look offline to you then?
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 06:48 AM       
Yeah, that would just be mean if they didn't.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 06:59 AM       
When they block you it says:

"User has blocked you from sending instant messages. This means you are probably a right cunt, some 40 year old fatty perv, or OAO. AOL suggests you try communicating with people in real life, for once. Lets face it, you need the exercise. If you have no friends, try engaging some local brainless shop assistant drone, perhaps with a fevered and sweaty reference to the current weather. Laugh nervously at the blank, slack jawed response as you try to find some connection with their dead, glassy eyes. Leave shop, with the last vestiges of your self-esteem trailing behind you like some rancid, shapeless intestine. Kill self. Repeat."
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 07:09 AM       
That must have come with the new update.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 07:12 AM       
Remember the girl who flirted with me on the bus? Well...
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 10:32 AM       
From what I can tell the girl that flirted with you on the bus was most probably trying to get it on with one of your siblings/friends. You were just a means to an end buddy, means to an end.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 12:16 PM       
astounding!
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 03:36 PM       
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From what I can tell the girl that flirted with you on the bus was most probably trying to get it on with one of your siblings/friends. You were just a means to an end buddy, means to an end.
Which I find hilarious, as I have no siblings and no friends whom I have hardly any contact with.

And if you're blocked, you can't send a message. I sent one, it just took me forever to find out she wasn't at the computer.

Anyway, this is pointless. Quite frankly, I would be just as happy smashing the CD she made and feeding the shards to her, but alas, that would get in severe legal trouble. I just want the stupid, pointless, unnecessary contact to end, because it isn't going anywhere and it isn't going to.

You know, I could just cap her in the knees. That way, it wouldn't be attempted murder.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 04:04 PM       
You should be studied.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 04:10 PM       
hahaha
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 04:16 PM       
His genes should be isolated from mainstream society. There has to be an island somewhere on which we can put him.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 06:30 PM       
Hey now, he admitted that he has no friends. That's a start.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 07:22 PM       
I have friends, but I rarely contact them. My point was that if she wanted one of them, there are others she could have gone through more effectively.

However, it's irrelevant. I'm just seriously pissed. I want to knock the shit out of this girl right now, and that's not an exaggeration. If it had no repercussions, I would do it without hesitation. Not even Agoraphobic Nosebleed can help me vent my rage. I hope that feeling fades by tomorrow, or else I'm going to be in a murderous rampage.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 07:27 PM       
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 07:31 PM       
Wanting to hit a girl... What a fucking faggot
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 07:42 PM       
I need to hit SOMEBODY!!!

BLOOD!!! I NEED BLOOD!!!
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 07:49 PM       
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BLOOD!!! I NEED BLOOD!!!


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Your life is meaningless, after all...
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Old Oct 27th, 2004, 10:04 AM       
did you guys ever see one of those movies where some guy from the past comes to the future and is so amazed by modern technology and he is so funny how she doesnt know how a shower works and a refrigerator.

ok thats OAO
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Old Oct 27th, 2004, 10:13 AM       
hey did you guys ever see the movie about a person named matt harty who did his best to imitate whatever person that was liked a lot on a message board in an attempt to be funny but failed miserably at gaining any kind of acceptance because he was outed as a fake and instead bragged about all of his friends that he had offline while he was online?

ok that's so whoops, i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
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Old Oct 27th, 2004, 10:15 AM       
lol yeah the day everyone teamed up againts that guy with friends
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Old Oct 27th, 2004, 10:21 AM       
Woah! you have friends that are like not internet friends. Dude thats hardcore!
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Old Oct 27th, 2004, 10:25 AM       
see thats the most hilarious part

you guys say "oh your hardcore" like i ever tried to make it sound like i was anything big for having friends and dating alot of girls. and its you sad people who keep bringing it up that makes it so funny to me, that it pisses so many people off that someone does something outside of the house.

i cant say all of you are pathetic, but the majority that still brings it up is sad. :<
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Old Oct 27th, 2004, 10:30 AM       
What I find hilarious is that somebody actually gives a rip about your love life. AND the fact that you have a life outside of this place, which compels you to justify it constantly.

Now do smart things and cease talking about it.

Thank you and move forward.
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