ask a stupid question

[FartinMowler]

If Sethothomas's head got any bigger would it explode?

[EisigerBiskuit]

What's a [insert genital exploitation here]?

[Sethomas]

fuckass?

[kahljorn]

You need someone you hate to imagine asking all these questions, like me. I can't think of any questions, so you'll just have to pretend it's me.

[ThisIsWitty]

How much do hookers usually cost, Miss Teacher? Can I see your gradebook?

[ziggytrix]

math is the american form of maths, and they are both abbreviated forms of the word mathematics. there's nothing grammatically wrong with the word math, kids.

also, there is no U in the words color, flavor, behavior, etc - despite what the nasty british may tell you.

[Sethomas]

Can I still shop from catalogues?

[the_dudefather]

Originally Posted by ziggytrix

also, there is no U in the words color, flavor, behavior, etc - despite what the nasty british may tell you.

if the british invented the english language, shouldnt their spelling be correct?

lol

a topic for epic debate

[ziggytrix]

i was being facetious. i think it's called a dialect when a large group changes a language like that. plus, pompous propriety is purlely the province of pretentious professors, punk.

[ThisIsWitty]

I can imagine you spitting a lot when you pronounce your 'p's.

[ziggytrix]

actually my enunciation is stellar for a kid from arkansas

one time at some backwoods catholic church my grandparents visited we were accused of sounding like "damn yankees" :nugent

[cherry]

such curious minds.

dudefather, yours was exactly the sort of question I want to be prepared for.
trouble is, no one quite aggrees where Jesus was crucified but its most likely that it was Golgotha (the skull place) a hill just outside the city walls. I hope your teacher got some karmic backlash for failing you.

now everyone get ready we are going on a field trip. bring your packed lunch, a kagool and and a compass.

[Carnivore]

A field trip, you say? This brings back memories of StoryMan! Remember that one?

[Mike]

Aren't teachers supposed to like teaching little kids?

[McMock]

You're on the field trip, your last activity is a walk through a forest. Every kid in the class has been given a laminated map. They've all agreed to pull one on you, and they threw away their maps in the forest, except one map they used to get back.

Now, the guy from the forest doesn't want to let you go unless he gets back his laminated maps.

Searching for the maps will take a really long time, because the kids didn't throw them all in one place, and half of them have no clue where they left theirs anymore. The guy doesn't accept payment for his maps. There are no phones nearby (duh, it's a forest). The kids are supposed to be heading home on the bus right now.

Flex your teachermuscles. This one, or a variant, you'll be sure to run into, and you'd better be prepared.

[cherry]

too easy. every kid over the age of 5 has a mobile phone these days. and if they don't, I have. I would call the school and get them to tell the parents we are going to be late.

I would then kick the snot out of the map man for being so unhelpful, which would a) make me feel better and
b) put the fear of god into the kids so that they behaved.

I would then greet the forest elf who has returned the maps to me, alongwith a gift of mithril armour.

easy.

[McMock]

The correct answer was: "I shout help me, superman", but whatever... I give you full points anyway because I think you're a girl, and I'm totally in love with you over the internet.

I love you, baby. Promise me this feeling will never end.

[cherry]

pah! superman? I dont need that big, boy scout.

and although you think I am a girl you are mistaken. and its probably just a crush caused by the lack of authoritarian figures in your life. You can expect to make bad choices in your relationships as a result of this. I would guess your first serious love affair will be with somone 8 years older than yorself. They will put you down in front of your friends and you will try and laugh it off but deep down you will be hurt. You will leave them and move on to a string of impassionate one night stands. But then you will find your next lover. Your desire for approval will lead you to your next lover. His name will be Carlos and he can spin you round on the dance floor like a god damn Catherine Wheel.
you will live happily ever after, and so yes the feeling will last forever.

[McMock]

Argh. Unanswered love, why must you be so prevalent in my life! Cursed!

Well, I guess I have no further interest in you then. And to think I even came up with all those questions and, bah, nothing. This is almost as bad in the sex with the teacher department as when I was a real 6-year old.

[HickMan]

TEACHER! MAY I GO TO THE BATHROOM?

[the_dudefather]

Originally Posted by cherry

such curious minds.

dudefather, yours was exactly the sort of question I want to be prepared for.
trouble is, no one quite aggrees where Jesus was crucified but its most likely that it was Golgotha (the skull place) a hill just outside the city walls. I hope your teacher got some karmic backlash for failing you.

as the rest of my message said, i got the blacklash most likely because she diddnt know the answer.

now i can go and finish that picture.

and remember teach as binky (life in hell) says: for teachers it is easier to punish boredom than be interesting.