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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 05:12 PM       
Well, it starts with pissing blood and ends with the doctors at the hospital looking at you meanly after they announce that you've got chlamydia. I'm not taking my chances anymore. It could have been aids.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 06:46 PM       
With that "what whore did you fuck" look in their eyes.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 06:57 PM       
No, they looked at me with the whole "We're over here trying to treat emergencies but instead we gotta mess with this sex perv's dick" look.

I didn't even know the girl was a whore. I'd been seeing her for a month and a half before we got to the sexing, but apparently she had her issues. The worst part was the center for disease control calling my mom's house and asking for me. I had to make up some shit about getting a bladder infection and them checking if it was something else, but it wasn't. I'm sure she believed that all of two seconds.
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Old Jul 24th, 2011, 08:24 PM       
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