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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 11:38 PM        WHITE (er, green) PLASTIC PIG!!!
After making about 50 calls in the past week, I finally got through to George... you know, the bastard who has been holding our fucking pig hostage for the past uhhh... what seems like a year. Anyway, he's promised that he will be sending it out on Monday now that his life is back on track (he just got a new job which I'm sure he'll tell you guys about soon cuz he says he'll be back on the boards shortly).

Anyway, just thought I'd give you guys an update and let you know that I will not let this fucking pig story die again. If I have to make 50 phone calls to get somebody to send that thing on its way, by god I will!

For the record, Chojin is the next one on the list, so he should be receiving the pig early next week as long as George-O lives up to his promise.

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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 11:45 PM       
I was abroad when the list was made. Perchance may an addition be made for my sake?
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 02:43 AM       
Can we have the route list again????
I can't remember when i'm next.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 02:58 AM       
FS has the route list and Chojin had that big worldwide mocker map (with Zod in the background).
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 03:24 AM       
http://popndeth.chambergates.com/imock/mockmap/

it's a little outdated
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 05:46 PM       
Yep. As a side note, I live in Winchester, VA, so I'm not actually that far from Baltimore. Which is scary.

Oh yeah... what the hell is Mockery talking about???
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 07:16 PM       
Gawd damn. From here on, I'm making sure I have a solid manner of contacting everyone left on the list before the pig hits them. I think we're nearly a year past the date when I first sent out the actual .

As much as I'd like to increase the chances of Pig getting photographed with more exciting things than just somebody's XBox ( ), the whole adventure has been stalled for so many months inbetween, I don't think it's a good idea to squeeze more people in.

VISITED PEOPLE/LOCATIONS SO FAR:

Blackjack (England)
LegoLars (Sweden) (Um, Lars. PICTURES. REMEMBER.)
]{0MBAT (Boca Raton, FL)
Brandogg (Satellite Beach, FL)
McDaniel (Lakeland, FL)
Chris (Valdosta, GA)
Cosmo Electrolux (Athens, AL) (Cosmo, pictures? Any? )
-RoG- (Richmond, VA)
Protoclown (Richmond, VA)
Dominosr (Manassas, VA)
George (Port Tobacco, MD)

PEOPLE/LOCATIONS LEFT TO VISIT:

Chojin (Baltimore, MD)
Reply Ninja/Macgruder (Franklin Lakes, NJ)
CLASpinster/theapportioner (Andover, MA)
LenOR (Oneida, NY)
Cecropia (Toronto, ON - Canada) (Haven't heard from her in ages, but I think Chojin still talks to her on AIM)
BulletCatcher (Kittening, PA)
Blackflag (Waterford, PA)
Glowbelly (Cleveland, OH)
FeuerAffe (Bloomington, IN)
AChimp (Winnipeg, MB - Canada)
Ziggy Trix (BLANKY, BLANKETY BLANK BLANK. OK, this is stupid, but out of all the addresses I managed to lose only Ziggy's. Luckily he's started posting again, so if AChimp doesn't have it anymore either, I'm pretty sure Ziggy will.)
ElderGodsmack (El Paso, TX)
Stero-San (Phoenix, AZ) (Um... provided he still isn't in jail by then.)
McClain (San Diego, CA)
AleXtreme (South Gate, CA)
tenno (Green Valley, NV)
Vibecrewangel (Stanford, CA)
Jixby Phillips (Redding, CA)
tropicalheat (Hong Kong)
Death_Blooms (Australia) (He's barely ever online anymore - he lives an exciting life, so if I manage to catch him in time I'll ask him if he's still in.)
Kiara (New Zealand) (I pissed off her online boyfriend after he tried to blackmail one my friends, and I haven't talked to her since, so yeah... um... I'll try to get in touch with her.)
Helm (Greece)
AcjBizar (the Netherlands)
...and back to me.



Yikes, that's a lot of people still to go.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 07:35 PM       
I don't even know who some of those people are so you had definitely better check with each of them before the pig gets sent to them. If we lose the pig one more time for many months, that will really really suck. This thing should have ended a long time ago, but due to a few people, it's gone on and on and on...

And yeah, definitely don't add people to the list at this point. We should just wrap up the story as soon as possible.

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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 08:10 PM       
How about you just delete all the people who we have no clue where they are (like the guy who *might* be in jail...) and replace them with new people.

Anyways, I hope that FeuerAffe sends me naked pictures, too.

EDIT: I don't have Ziggy's address anymore. I reformatted my HD a few months ago and all the e-mails I had are in the Great Recycle Bin in the sky.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 08:58 PM       
Pardon my ignorance, but what is this about a pig? Is this from something on the site I didn't read or what?
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 09:21 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 08:34 AM       
Oh what is it with you crazy Americans!

I took the pig on a road trip, out on the town, to a gig AND made him mutate by feeding him bacon, among other things. Did I have him in my possession for more than a week? Hell no. Was the British postal service capable of transporting him to another country? Hell yes.

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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 12:50 PM       

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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 06:17 PM       
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Pardon my ignorance, but what is this about a pig? Is this from something on the site I didn't read or what?
RWQ.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 09:59 PM       
i am sending this out tommorow, 9am via postal express to chojin.

it was going to be monday, but i unexpectedly had to make a little trip to boston and did not get home until around five oclock today.

sorry for the delay guys, but let it be know that the pig has been exposed to some pretty wicked white trash living and is now a far more jaded and sophisticated pig than when we first met.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 11:01 PM       
You let WPP watch wrestling, didn't you?
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 11:27 PM       
and "filthy talking cocksuckers: part 5"

but that is between me, the pig, and anyone that chooses to expose him to a blacklight.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 12:33 AM       
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i am sending this out tommorow, 9am via postal express to chojin.
Ok good, but once you've sent it out, please make another post here tomorrow confirming that it has indeed been sent. I want to get this thing rolling immediately so we can try getting it to everybody else in the next couple of months and have the piece finally finished.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 02:16 AM       
will do.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 03:06 PM       
the pig is on his way to the VD capitol of the world BALTIMORE MARYLAND!!!!!!

my apologies to Fat Satan for delaying this for so long, there was no really good reason for me to have it so long. someday i will give you american style sex as repayment. you wont like it, but youll get it just the same.

whew.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 03:26 PM       
Thanks George. Glad this thing is finally getting back on track... let's hope nobody else delays it. Now Chojin, do your worst to the pig! Why? Because I won't have to hold it in my hands ever again and I pity not the people who must hold it later on in the future.

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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 04:18 PM       
Oh yea. FS, just you wait.
No hurry. No hurry at all.

(My pics were teh suckiest, so I'm waiting a while longer.)
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 08:21 PM        piggee
i wish i could have shown the pig the rolling fields of northern ireland, and molest it in some fashion.

I even live beside some rolling fields. it is a pretty stereotypicial view now that i think of it.

maybe the next thing like this could include me if im very lucky
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 11:14 PM       
AChimp - You better let me know when that shit gets here cause I want a picture with it

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Old Aug 9th, 2003, 03:54 PM       
I've been out of town for the past week or so...it's good to get out of Indiana. Anyway, that's why I'm so late finding this topic and saying that I lost FS's e-mail address when I cleaned out my inbox...and that I'm too lazy to look for it elsewhere. Somebody want to help me out? I will love that person forever. See? LOVE.

PS-We'll see Chimp, we'll see...
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