ATTN: I have Burbank's home address

[Geggy]

If you ever get the chance to visit Salem, MA and want to catch a glimpse of Burbank, you can find him at the Red Lion Smoke Shop in the X-rated section with world wide selections of porn magazines and videos. Often time he would disguise himself with a smoking pipe and a beret to avoid induciung riots by a rather large group of screaming fans who may happen to recoginize him, or he's just hiding from his angry wife and his two little kids who might be wandering around the city and into the store only to find their father looking at porn. You sick fuck. Get out of the city before I do something to you. I know where you live and you have 9 days before you leave town.

honebook

sighs, I hate being sick.

[Darryl]

Red Lion smoke shop has a great selection of RPG books and dice.
And when I smoked, I would get pipe tobacco there, as well.
There is a big wooden indian on the sidewalk.
It is a cool place.

[mburbank]

Geggy;

A.) Red Lion Rocks. I'm pleased to know you are familiar with their extensive porno sellection. Like the rest of their magazine section, it's extensive and caters to a wide array of interest, wouldn't you agree?

B.) Everyone here already knows where I live and can use a phone book, and they know I have two kids and a wife.

C.) If you hate being sick, get help. Salem has many fine free and subsidized services.

D.) Are you threatening me?

[sadie]

if you two set up some sort of twisted real-life duel, be sure to have someone record it.

[Protoclown]

ALRIGHT PAL!!! LISTEN HERE!!!

IF YOU WANT TO GET TO MAX BURBANK, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!!!




So if you don't mind, could you just swing on down to Richmond, VA before you stop by Max's place. I don't really have the gas to get up there right now. Thanks.

[Hobo Renee]

I am so tempted to call Max Burbank's house and scream "MAX BURBANK!" into the phone and then hang up.