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Anonymous · #1

Finally, I have recieved the recognition I so richly deserve:

In your face, everyone who said I would never amount to anything!

EisigerBiskuit · #2

Fellatio Festival, where do I sign

RedLeader01 · #3

What did you do, waste the money to make the trophy and present it to yourself. But do you know why? Cause deep down, YOU SUCK!

glowbelly · #4

hence the apt trophy, silly.

mburbank · #5

Way to be, Red Leader One, nice making fun of someone on a site for Mockery. Why don't you just tape a sign to your back that says "Kick me, I'm a joke boy"? Fucking moron.

Mockery · #6

No shit, that was just fucking pathetic, Redleader.

Anyway... I'm glad Dr. Boogie is enjoying his Golden Cow of Fellatio. He told me last night that his mom saw it and said "ewww!"

I bet she's really proud of her son's accomplishments in life. She spawned a kid who is orally satisfied by a bovine.

ziggytrix · #7

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Originally Posted by RedLeader01

What did you do, waste the money to make the trophy and present it to yourself.

BRILLIANT DEDUCTION, MR. HOLMES!

How did you figure that out? I honestly can't begin to imagine what amazing skills it took to discover this. My untrained eyes totally missed some pretty subtle evidence here.

RedLeader01 · #8

Still, it's a watse of money. You knoiw he was asking to made fun of for making such a thing. You guys take things way to seriously.

pjalne · #9

You lied when you said you were old enough to drive, didn't you?

Congrats, Boogie, gonna look good in the trophy room.

Anonymous · #10

this is because boogie was jealous of my trophy

Anonymous · #11

Not only did I have it made for myself, I sent it to Roger, then made him send it back to me to deepen the illusion.

Esuohlim · #12

That's fantastic and all, but it's hardly the I-Mockery Bowling Trophy that's sitting on my top shelf and they don't call me the champ just because my ball only hits the bumpers less than twice with each throw, no sir.

Mockery · #13

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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

Not only did I have it made for myself, I sent it to Roger, then made him send it back to me to deepen the illusion.

Which reminds me, you owe me some major $$ for all that shipping & handling I had to pay.

You people can't tell from the photo, but that Golden Cow of Fellatio is actually life-size, just like a real cow.

EisigerBiskuit · #14

His hands must be twice the size of a cow

Mockery · #15

They are. Now you know why it takes him so long to turn in new material... it takes him forever to type up a piece with those huge hands. He goes through about 100 keyboards for each one :/

jimbutsu · #16

That can't be cheap...

So THAT must be where the untold millions you made off the Club Packs is going....

EisigerBiskuit · #17

Or maybe he could get a really old trophy from a farmer and indent some words into it, but that's unthinkable

ziggytrix · #18

I just wonder if Rog's having these things professionally engraved, and if so, what the guy thinks of what Rog is asking him to engrave. Prolly something like "Jesus, this guy better be making this as some kind of prank."

kellychaos · #19

Boogie, the other white meat.

tenno · #20

upon looking at that trophy all that runs through my mind is Dr. Suess' book "Oh the Places You'll Go".

Like, on a shelf and maybe carried around a bit, a wee bit of anal exploration and then wham, right against a robbers brain pan.....

I mean think of the adventures that trophy may have.

kellychaos · #21

Quote:

Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends.
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.