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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 04:46 PM        Paris Hilton's cell phone got hacked.. ADDRESS BOOK
Olsen, Ashley
1-310-760-1996

Durst, Fred
1-310-948-0808

Pauly Shore
1-310-490-7367

Kournikova, Anna
305-206-5883

Lavigne, Avril
1-613-532-4092

Lohan, Lindsay
1-347-596-9990

Simpson, Ashlee
1-310-254-7114

Vin Diesel
1-310-279-6312


Shapiro, Robert
1-310-556-7886

Eminem
1-917-776-7643

Pearlman, Ronald
1-212-572-5060

Lil John
1-678-362-6742

Wilson, Luke
1-310-903-0500


Her full contact list is here.
parishilton.de/book.html

These are real. It just got hacked this morning, I believe. The FBI is already on it, though. So that site might go down soon. There's already been like 4 sites go down because they hosted it, and it's only been on the net for less then a day.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 04:50 PM       
I seriously just called Lil' Jon.

Him: "Yeah?"
Me: "YEA-YUH"
Him: "YEA-YUH"
Me: "OH-KAY"
Him: "WHAT?"
Me: "WHAT?"
Him: "WHAT?"
Me: "Alright, later."

I wonder how many calls like this he gets a day.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 04:50 PM       
Yeah I read about that... has anybody actually tried dialing those numbers?
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 04:51 PM       
Oh man, these are fun. I wanna call Pauly Shore and just say "Hey buuuuuddy." over and over.

I'm scared to call anyone other than Lil' Jon though :=
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 04:52 PM       
My parent's won't let me call long distance. BUT, i got my friend to call DMX and Nicky Hilton.

Friend - Hey is this James?
DMX - NO DIS X
Friend - lol
*hang up*


Friend - Hey nicky
Nicky - SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO STOP CALLING ME
**hang up*

And somebody on the internet said they had a conversation with Avril but i dont know. I really want to try these. They're real.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 04:56 PM       
Holy shit is that Ron Perlman's number?
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 04:58 PM       
Someone needs to call Fred Durst and ask if he'll play at their wedding.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 04:59 PM       
I say we call them, and use the soundboards off ebaumsworld. And make them hate each other.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 05:01 PM       
My friend is planning to call Ashlee Simpson and sing "Pieces Of Me" in a horrifying voice.

Fuck, this is cool.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 05:02 PM       
I wanna call Ron pealman
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 05:06 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 05:06 PM       
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Me too. But I'm thousands of miles away.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 05:09 PM       
What the hell is Pearlman doing hanging around with Paris Hilton?
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 05:12 PM       
No idea. He probably just on there because they know each other or something, not because they hang out.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 05:13 PM       
Somebody call lindsay lohan and say

"Paris told me you were a slut!"

and hang up
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 06:00 PM       
Even if I was related to Pauly Shore I wouldn't put his number in my address book.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 06:06 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 06:45 PM        Re: Paris Hilton's cell phone got hacked.. ADDRESS BOOK
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Olsen, Ashley
1-310-760-1996

Durst, Fred
1-310-948-0808

Pauly Shore
1-310-490-7367

Kournikova, Anna
305-206-5883

Lavigne, Avril
1-613-532-4092

Lohan, Lindsay
1-347-596-9990

Simpson, Ashlee
1-310-254-7114

Vin Diesel
1-310-279-6312


Shapiro, Robert
1-310-556-7886

Eminem
1-917-776-7643

Pearlman, Ronald
1-212-572-5060

Lil John
1-678-362-6742

Wilson, Luke
1-310-903-0500


Her full contact list is here.
parishilton.de/book.html

These are real. It just got hacked this morning, I believe. The FBI is already on it, though. So that site might go down soon. There's already been like 4 sites go down because they hosted it, and it's only been on the net for less then a day.
Man, how could you post this? You're opening the floodgates for countless prank calls to the celeberties listed. Would *you* like it if I got my hands on your adress book and posted it on the internet, allowing people to harass your friends and family members?

True, some of these celeberties may not be likeable, but they can still be driven insane, just like any good human.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 06:47 PM       
I'd love to call Pauly Shore . I bet we'd get along!
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 06:47 PM       
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Man, how could you post this? You're opening the floodgates for countless prank calls to the celeberties listed. Would *you* like it if I got my hands on your adress book and posted it on the internet, allowing people to harass your friends and family members?

True, some of these celeberties may not be likeable, but they can still be driven insane, just like any good human.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 06:50 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 07:00 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 07:05 PM       
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Man, how could you post this? You're opening the floodgates for countless prank calls to the celeberties listed. Would *you* like it if I got my hands on your adress book and posted it on the internet, allowing people to harass your friends and family members?

True, some of these celeberties may not be likeable, but they can still be driven insane, just like any good human.
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 07:34 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2005, 09:30 PM       
I honestly want to call Fred and say my band opened for Limp back in 98 and I wanted to apologize for kicking him in the nuts while I was drunk. I'm too pussy though.

Oh, and this is apparently Usher's email:

crusher@tmail.com

lool goatse time hahahahaha
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