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Old Oct 13th, 2003, 07:42 AM       
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 03:41 AM       
My back has many scars. And is sparly hairy around the shoulders.
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 04:21 AM       
So she let you touch her, big fucking deal you faggot ass fucktard!

My sister let's me fuck her on a daily basis!
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 06:02 AM       
Only cos she's a paraplegic with no vocal cords
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
Yeah, it used to be tougher to "convince" her before her accident.
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 02:52 PM       
LET'S PLAY ALONG WITH THE JOKE
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 05:20 PM       
Parapalegics have a hard time running away from sexual abuse. :/
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 08:16 PM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2003, 09:10 PM       
I have trouble running away from Parapalegics.
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It was found that Carrots are not good for vision. But they are still the best for scrathing a deep rectal itch.

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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 02:12 AM       
Comatose patients are even better, but I remember one embarassing moment when she woke up suddenly.

Had a hell of a time explaining that one.
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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 03:22 AM       
You didnt use a christmas candy cane did you ?
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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 04:11 PM       
The specialty flavored ones aren't bad ... but not the spearmint ... no, not the spearmint, Daddy!
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...for breakfast?!
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Old Oct 16th, 2003, 04:39 PM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 12:27 AM       
Yeah, just like in the comic book, the candy cane woke her up.

That's why now I just eliminate that possibilty and just fuck my dead Mom in the attic.

I think Sis is getting jealous though.
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 12:28 AM       
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Old Oct 17th, 2003, 03:19 AM       
At least Max 'got' the joke
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